Full Slack 9gag Developer

Pro tip: If you are a junior, or senior but new at the company, don't start your conversations with:

"We're doing X wrong. At my previous company we did / at school I learned /in this book I read / according to this talk I watched, the right way to do X is ..."

Instead try:

"I'm curious why were doing X this way. I'm used to doing it differently."

I love flat-hierarchy teams, and people who think about flaws in procedures and proactively try to improve the tools we use are awesome, but the next kid walking up to me yelling we use git flow "wrong" will be smacked in the face with a keyboard.

If you come to me with curiosity and an open mind, I'll explain, and even return the favor by behaving the same way when I'm baffled by your seemingly retarded implementations.

Maybe we can learn from each other, maybe discover that "how I learned it" is sometimes good, sometimes bad.

But let's start with some social skills, not kicking off into every debate with a stretched leg and a red face.

This code has bugs...

Not OC

I've been abusing JS Syntax to create stuff like this. Fun!

Game of Codes: feedback from QA

This is so relatable 😂

Source:

https://instagram.com/p/...

TEN YEAR LOG
FUUUUCK

char mander; 😂

Source: https://instagram.com/_char.mander_...

Programmers have logic!
Sometimes......

I mean, we all have been there...

credits to @mattiasgeniar

Canadian Issues

My next O'Reilly book

I always prefer to work alone 😂😂😂
Ps:- sorry for img quality

Software development is a special kind of a nightmare. The kind that you wish you could wake up from, but can’t, because code is money and money is life.

Found it on knowurmeme

I got more sleepy on a party than coding on my own in my house at 2am

I wonder if they meant half-availability. . .

Mostly

Gets you ever damn time

https://plus.google.com/+codeprojec...

machine learning

what a relief 😂

Source: https://twitter.com/kvlly/status/...

Hey everyone,

@trogus and I have been working on some cool devRant features that we're going to be launching very soon. In addition, as some might remember from a recent discussion, we're trying to bring in some more revenue (so we can at least break even) to avoid having to think about advertisements in the app. To do that, we're brainstorming possible useful add-on features maybe that we can offer to devRant++ members, or possibly offer for a different plan or as a complimentary product (under the devRant umbrella, but separate in terms of where it's accessed.)

If you have a few minutes, we'd appreciate some feedback by taking this survey @trogus put together: https://surveymonkey.com/r/DT9MKVN/

Also feel free to discuss here too if you want, and thanks everyone!

I wonder when people will realize we wear headphones because we don't want to talk to them.

Having headphones on sure doesn't stop some asshat from trying to talk to me

I've started collecting pictures of my friends!

Made my day..😂😂

This is so mean