That glorious moment when you find the bug and can close all the 172 Stack Overflow tabs

Programming Fact

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

When your new build is compiling and just scooting right along so you think... sure, I could go for some food. No. Nope. Not even. It chooses the exact moment you leave to nope the fuck out completely with the most random compiler errors that you would have never seen had you just been sitting there in the chair. It's like it knows. Maybe next time I leave I'll promise to bring it back a taco.

4 programming newsletters delayed 😭

come on! are there any devs who have never ever googled an error message? :)

When management thinks twice the developers can do the job in half the time :facepalm:

If you had a dollar for every time someone has told me "I have an app idea" , you would have enough money to hire me to build your app.

That moment when you are the last one to leave due to a bug 😤

Boss actually wants QA to keep track of devs that "cause" bugs and to keep a tally. True story!

Web dev in 2016:

Keep installing node dependencies until it works.

Reverse engineering a USB device driver I already have the source for because apparently it runs on Donald Trumps hair magic.

Guy told me Java Swing is more stable and has more effective look than JavaFx. Okay mate, I'm sure. 😒

Dev life

You aint no dev son

LIRR system rant 2 - there is a thing called a sensor. Can you please paste them on your trains so we know on a real-time map where the train is. If it's 8 miles away when supposedly 'on time' we don't have to freeze on the platform. It's 2016 not 2007.

"Working with legacy code that hasn't been touched in 2 years is fun!!" said no one ever.