Clearly his taste of music is different than that of mine!

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

Seen in Vegas

A customer just suggested that we use HTML for our web application...

Don't you just love it when customers give you coding advice 😝

margin-right: -100px !important

When a programmer and designer meet on Tinder;

Sorry if anyone has posted this before..

Probably a little OCD on my part, but when colleagues write SQL keywords in lowercase

Finally I found a webpage related to my bug.

The page is from 2004.

*keeps reading*

"Yes, yes! This is exactly the problem I'm having"

*Carefully reading each comments*

*Looking at scroll bar with stress*

*Almost coming to end, no signs of solution*

At the end the thread creator say: "Ah finally I've fixed the problem. Thanks everyone for helping"

*moment of silence*

WHY U NO SHARE THE GOD DAMN SOLUTION? YOU FUCKING IDIOT

!rant

Just finished the new voting system for the school representative of my school, tomorrow ~600 students (including me) will use it, feels good! :)

Btw, I'm 16

Also, I am working on another project if anyone wants to take a look and give me some design feedback, as I learned everything I know by myself (It's in German though, I'm from Austria)

Devs don't beat around the bush

My boyfriend.

He's an amazing software developer, has a few more years of experience with me, and because he's not a colleague, I feel comfortable asking him dumb questions. Combined with his patience and willingness to explain things very thoroughly, it's helped my post college learning immensely.

I love that I can cook him dinner, and then go to him with a code smell that I found at work, and spend the meal discussing ways to make cleaner code. I'm not sure who the real winner is in that situation. Probably my employer, haha.

By mistake internet explorer opens
Now I have to wait, to close it.