I feel like this stress ball judges every line you type out

First interview tomorrow. Wish me luck 😄

Found this at junior dev who has practice in our company 😂😂

I have a screenshot(!) of data I am supposed to import into a database... Visible in the screenshot is also A FUCKING BUTTON THAT SAYS "EXPORT TO EXCEL" !!! 👿

Our dear freelance web dev, you absolutely need to come to our office on the other side of the city during working hours when it's impossible to find parking space for an urgent meeting to discuss you copy/pasting to a web page a simple block of text we'll send you via email

I am Root

Found this at work today.

Only Linux user will understand

My set up at work.
For this post I want to thank Microsoft for providing me some free time

nixcraft being nixcraft.

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

I think I need 1 more monitor to even this out...

Omg I have to convert netcdf file to json. Does anyone has already do that ? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

couse, why suffer alone..

I'll just leave this here......

Go home Android Studio, you're drunk...

How web server works. Brutal reality simply explained. #symfonyCon

There's a special place in hell for those who don't provide keyboard shortcuts for commonly used commands.

It's shared with those who don't display the shortcut keys in the menus, so you can learn them.

Too real!!!

I have 30 years of experience, don't be a dick!

When your client asks you if slow pageload can be fixed in a half an hour, after you've spent 5 minutes explaining over the phone how you're currently driving to another country.

Uhoh- more rants than commits

Honey, I love you, but plz I'm trying to focus