I kid you not, it's been impossible to find a rubber duck, so I had to make my own. Yes, his head is wonky, it's intentional, I wanted him to match me 😁

Recently bought some programmer T-shirts
made me popular, now I am known as the guy with the cool shirts.one of them has this on it:
2b || !2b ? "2b" : "!2b"

my fav joke now

I use these shirts to make friends and it actually works, you should also try ;)

No doubts, the software engineers suggested this.

Is this a recursive? 🤔

Those are actually real suggestions. I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

Even potato is better than Apple 😂

Was handed a nodejs project for refactoring.. all I've got to say is ..

I hate interviews that asks me to write code on paper.

Whatsapp: "How about you update your browser?"

How about you fire your whole fucking team of genetically engineered super-retards, that is making whatsapp shittier with ever recently rotten braincell you guys claim to have, and just let me use your shitty spyware I need to use for the time being. Fucking hell don't you even dare pulling that bullshit excuse on me when my browser is based on chromium Aka the fucking same browser engine that is powering google chrome. Just for once stop playing along with google, take your update and put it where the sun doesn't shine, you data-whoring deadshits.

Dark IDE

new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

Who will try it? :-D

motivation bump

Unit testing be like "all tests passed"

When you're preparing for a hard disk format:

when the customer says: "we want this but better and cheaper"

When they ask you to sign up for a mailing list to reveal a coupon code.

Me too vending machine , me too..

Credit: Twitter.

When a disc drive's driver comes on a disc

My stickers just arrived. Greetings from Porto!

Responsive rubber-ducking

Every single day.

A Software Engineer's affair

CSS is easy until you open your website in another browser.

Reality

Oh yes I know how it feels.

dad: how come u always on ur computer typing colorful letters and u get paid.

me: it is called coding dad.

dad:

Beer

Just saw a rant about date formats between the US and every other country and saw this a few years ago. Seems appropriate

I just wanted some water :(