WHOA
My grandpa just gave me 100$ for fixing his TV:

-And here is you paycheck son...
-What? Noo, it was literally 2 minutes factory reset, I don't need this :D
-Oh come on. I'm not paying you because you because you pressed some buttons. I pay you, because you exactly knew which buttons to press. Now, take it!

Truly, the man of honor...

Makes sense.

They lack inventory management

*Asks Question on StackOverflow
*Question get downvoted -2
*Replies to my own question with a solution that I found, and it worked
*Reply get downvoted -4

Cries on corner...

Everytime.....

now we know

Pretty much how I feel as a software developer when someone asks me why their printer doesn't work. 😂

Also this

Who doesn't love linked lists?

JavaScript debugging vs Java. 😅

weak passwords...

Before you're hired:
1. A binary tree?
2. Currying?
3. Higher-order function?
4. How does event loop work?
5. What is prototype?
6. What is encapsulation?
7. Can you draw an algorithm?

After you're hired:
1. Hey, can you add auth token and login to our app?

#10yearchallenge

Can anyone else relate?

Figures... ;)

Did someone find this setting already?

Okay Google

Oh poor Libre😂

how about stepping up the iphone meme

How many times one can install python on a pc😐

O(FUCK)

The power of passwords!!!1

Well, that's 2018 in a nutshell I guess

5+7=12

Windows USB
(Credit : 9gag)

#wk120

That will be thefuck (https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck)

Why?
Mondays.

Visual Studio Code! It's Microsoft showing Atom that they can copy Sublime Text better ;)

Release Day

Boss: You'll need to make the presentation an hour earlier than usual. There'll be 20 people attending..

Me: Sure. Will everyone show up?

Boss: Oh yes, they'll show up.

*Reschedules other work at home*
*Gets 4 hours of sleep to wake up earlier*
*Prepares material*

*Shows up for the meeting 5 minutes earlier*

*Crickets chirp*

There literally wasn't a single person there. Everyone shows up at the normal fucking time and good old boss was 2 fucking hours late.

Guess what the presentation was for? To solve the fucking issue of why stuff never gets done on time and nothing works right. I think I might have a tiny fucking idea why, at this point.