My mom passed away in 2014. Were it not for the pain she was in all her life, I’d love to have her back and I’d gladly provide all the computer help she’d need.

Arch Linux irl

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

When a communist starts coding!!

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We use emojis to maintain pull request status in a Slack channel

First Post since... Long I guess?

I got a new project!! I am currently creating a Webserver Framework in Java. I can create fully functional websites with a few lines of JSON.
(Look below)

Currently I don't have direct Javascript support, but I am working on installable modules. With those the Web-Admin can code little code fragments that can be shown (live) on the webpage.

I am so hyped because it does work <3

(Pictures of development might follow)

(Can I even call it framework? Hm dunno.. )

Created an developer account to get a token for an API and found this nice license agreement

Let me present you this kitty: birdy, very proud of himself to have caught my dangerous dreadlocks!
He's the cat of my current roommate! He help me alot when I miss my own cat!

(edit: I can't remove the tag rant, but it's not present in the Tags I've set only '!rant' is there. Some bugs?)

Found on 2019's Stack Overflow Annual Developer Survey

I just witnessed this interaction between my CTO and an intern. CTO was a good 30 feet away, so everyone heard:

CTO: *talking about some notepad or something* "I HAVE ONE IN MY DESK!"
Intern: **froze - afraid to go through his desk**
CTO: "TOP DRAWER!"
Intern: ..........
CTO: "GET IT, FUCKER!"
Intern: **blushing - gently opens drawer**
CTO: "KEEP GOING! PAST THE CANDY!"
Intern: "I ..."
CTO: "PAST THE WHISKEY!"
Intern: **softly** "I found it..."
CTO: "THAT WAS HARD!"
Intern: *starts walking back*
(player 3 enters the game) Director of Software: "BRING THE WHISKEY!"

Note: The intern was laughing, he is just a bit timid.

I truly love my job.

#1

Fuck it. I obtained a Laravel codebase with 200 routes all handled by "mainController".

😓🔨

There will be rants.

Problem with code:
Computer: "Error on line 189: ....."
Me: "But the code ended on line 58 "

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Programming is funny
!false
(its true)

(i wrote it here because devRant allows us to post one rant in 2 hours)

So the time has come in our office to choose our voIP prefix.

I'm torn between waking up early so I can have time for myself to study/code to get a better job, and getting enough sleep. I end up getting neither.

been up with g suite support people for last 3 hours...

Can anyone else relate?

"The customer reports that port 21 is closed on our FTP site. They said that port 443 is open, and wonder if they can use that instead."

"They are entering the wrong server name. Our FTP server is ONLY an FTP server. Port 443 is not open on our FTP server.

Please verify that they are entering `ftp.xxxxxx.com`

Our FTP site supports FTP/SSL if they are concerned about security."

"Customer responds that they would rather use port 443 to send files."

"I'm sure they would. I'd also like to enter our building on the west side when the temperature is below 10º, but there are no doors on the west side, so that's not going to happen, is it?"

Made this random script to remove swear words

https://github.com/devTeaa/...

Seems about right

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Ahahah

This can never be more accurate!

Kenyans lost these great devs in a terror attack. A moment of silence

What if...

They call it $5/gb hotel wifi, i call it free uncapped 100meg fibre because your security sucks

Oh and they host their entire POS (and database with backups) on the same network accessible to every TV in the hotel

Apparently Boots in the UK is running Windows XP on their cashiers...

Too much work kills your brain cells.

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So due to contracted work I am in a team internal chat, yesterday morning I woke up to a notification with a full group tag with "we need to remove all fags, they don't work out the way we planned" - he meant to type tags - there's two members that are gay and got hired just recently lol