Thank you @dfox

Glad I could help with the .com domain!

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

Swedish privacy!

1969 vs 2017

Mac gaming

When your mother keep waking you up asking where is MS Office Word...

Happy Halloween!

Watched this movie called Unthinkable where the guy who is supposed to defuse the bomb is typing gibberish into Excel 😂😂😂

This made my day 🤣🤣🤣

Literally xD

When code is more important than life

Playing 'Skip-Bo' with my daughter.
She: "Why isn't there a zero in this game? You know...0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...."

MY daughter ❤️.

Hot fix of a production bug!

Was irritated and annoyed because of a client.

Someone called the support line and I was ready for some temper-holding practice.

A very sweet lady was at the other side and she couldn't figure something out and was overwhelmed by all the options she had in her new hosting package.

Very calmly helped her and guided her to the right place, step by step. She did exactly what I said instead of playing a smartass.

She finally found it and said that she appreciated it and a ton of thanks 😊.

Now that's a good way to end a work day!

Me: *desperately trying to finish a webpage before 5pm deadline*
Girlfriend: Why are you always so focused on your computer? You never pay attention to me.
Me: You know I have to work. Besides, you'll always be number 1 in my heart
Girlfriend: Aww that was cute. Okay I'll let you finish working
Me to me: ...arrays start at 0. *continues typing*

Disclaimer: this was stolen from /r/programmerhumor and I have no girlfriend

Prof: Okay guys, i need a flash drive to put a copy of your next project.

Me: *pulls out a flash drive and sho-..*

Prof: except you, I dont trust you.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

Just wondering .....

About time! Barely had any real estate left! :) Took about a month and a half. Obligatory pic!
Btw (related), thanks everyone who helped me get Debian working on here. I love it.

‎3,000,000,000 == -1,294,967,296

It's called code

I curb procrastination by throwing in a random "sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /" to my test cases to see if I have unsafe evals. It's like Russian Roulette every test.

This is just sad

I started counting at 0

When you lie on resume and still get the job,
At work:

Aww Adobe😝

"If you design something to be idiot proof, the universe will design a better idiot."

Let's discuss Linux

Big companies be like :