The link between one of the server units and our router has been disconnected and the sales dept. has gone completely offline,

Just because of this piece of crap:

Well, guess I'm pre-junior after 20 years🤐

Windows, no matter where.

so I'm married to a developer. he works at horrible boring forever projects he is trying to make me apreachiate. well fine. I can do that. sure. but for fucks sake, why on earth does a web developer need to work weekends?! and why can't he get time off? why is it even remotely important if the shop is up a today or a week later? who the fuck cares if people have to wait a week longer to buy fucking pumpkin oil online?! who buys fucking pumpkin oil online anyway?

your life saviour. only developers will understand

And you thought your markdown based Wiki was going to change the company...

When you forgot to turn on your wifi and realize you've been using your data the whole time.

Coding with friends.. Helps with the stress 😁

"The support Group 'Dealing With UTF-8 Problems' meets in the upÃ√Á¼er floor.

I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

Stupid users gonna be stupid.

Designer x Developer gif

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

When you're a Linux guy and automatically start to type bash commands into a friends Windows' cmd...