I was called as an IT technician at law firm to install a program in a lawyer's pc. Found a porn video saved in bookmarks...why? 🙄

When you're thinking about your code when doing math homework, but then realize you're accidentally putting semicolons after each step.

I have spent the entire night trying to debug a login function but it keeps to not work, until I discovered a typo in the username.
Good night

Project handover:

"Mmh okay, so what about test coverage?"

Dev: "zero"

Team taking the project "why???"

Dev: "You don't need test if you write perfect code"

Silence in the room... Followed by awkward laugh.

My classroom had this, nice inspiration
Bad UX

Dfuk does that supposed to mean?

If drinking coffee doesn't wake you up in the morning, try deleting a table in the production database.

Verified, it worked.

Browsing the internet part 2: USB flash drive in disguise🕵

If you somehow managed to install Mac OS on a raspberry Pi, does that make it an Apple Pi?

I'm sorry, I'll leave now...

If you refactor code and make it worse, did you refucktor it?

Im confused, this is the requirements for a IT Intern. Do I need experience in jQuery? Or QWERTY Keyboard? Or Both?

No matter how good your security is, you'll still have users...

My wife opens a document, writes her entire paper and uses the close ❌ button to save it.

I think I married an adrenaline junkie.

Saving in Google documents. You never know...

Internet explorer, the plague of internet browsers...

So Mozilla let's you download old version of Firefox for people like me who update then find none of their extensions work. But Firefox comes with auto updates by default so it just fucking updates anyway to the new version and everything fucking breaks. Fuck you Mozilla.

Algorithms strike again :D

By the way I really much agree on both rants. People asking questions that they not even once typed into Google. Disturbing my workflow every 5 minutes...

Hypothetical Question:
Write a complex code to make it efficient Or
Write a simple code so that the next developer who works on it understands the code easily.

Facebook isn't the best place to go social,
so devRant is where I go.

I created account for posting this...

Fuck managers. They gave me requirements 2 weeks back. I completed them and showed them today. Now they (piece of shit) say it's not what they needed. If they aren't sure about requirements why the fuck you give requirements... Fuck...

Waiting for new requirements....

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it doesn’t work.

Someone ask to me as a security engineer.

Bro : what do you think about most secure way to authenticate, i read news using fingerprint no longer safe?
Me : yes they can clone your fingerprint if you take a photo with your fingerprint to camera.
Bro : so what is the other way to authenticate more secure and other people can't see in picture ?
Me : D*ck authentication is more secure now, other people can't see your d*ck pattern right?

I fucking hate people who mock me for not drinking and being vegetarian. Why everyone tries to get on my nerves when I do no wrong to them. I fucking hate my life. I want to go to lone island with my laptop.

If this rant gets 4,294,967,296 likes, it might cause an integer overflow.

Linux. Because it's awesome. Period.

Fuck wordpress themes without documentation.
(Fuck wordpress alltogether but hey when it's mandatory it's mandatory)

I hate social functions.

Have to shave of my months long beard and dress up like a gentleman, too much effort imo.

Bash scripts. If it can't be done in a bash script; you haven't looked at enough stack overflow pages.

Saying that Sharepoint was coded by a bunch of trained monkeys would be an understatement and an insult to monkeys. Why is it such a bloody mess? 😡

Outliers are just like haters in real life!!!