A small story on digitalization

I had spent an hour in the bank with my dad, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist myself & asked:

Dad, why don't we activate your internet banking?

''Why would I do that?'' He asked, ''Well, then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like transfer.

You can even do your shopping online. Everything will be so easy!

I was so excited about initiating him into the world of Net banking.

He asked, If I do that, I wont have to step out of the house?

''Yes, yes''! I said. I told him how even grocery can be delivered at door now and how amazon delivers everything!

His answer left me tongue-tied.

He said ''Since I entered this bank today, I have met four of my friends, I have chatted a while with the staff who know me very well by now.

Two years back I got sick, The store owner from whom I buy fruits, came to see me and sat by my bedside and cried.

When u r Mom fell down few days back while on her morning walk. Our local grocer saw her and immediately got his car to rush her home as he knows where I live.

Would I have that 'human' touch if everything became online?

I like to know the person that I'm dealing with and not just the 'seller'. It creates bonds. Relationships.

Does "online" deliver all this as well?

Technology isn't life #BeHuman

For those who are not getting the context, this things happen in India. It is truth not a fact.

Today I woke up in the middle of the night and thought "Damn, Runtime Exception"

Look what the cat dragged in!
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. No really... She had this post in her mouth 😅

Initial steps of learning any new programming language :

*heck yeah I created a calculator. Guess I'll show my family that I actually can code! *

-hey mom, dad look I made a simple calculator using python B)
- uhm... That's great son but dont we already have one of those?
- yeah but like... this is completely different it uses a different programming language than what you and I have been using all this time.
- ah I see. Good for you then

*muttering to each other*
-are you sure he's got the aptitude to be a cse?
-at this point we can just hope.

Me:*stares blindly in my dark room contemplating why I'm alive*

I have an exam in 4 hours. I've been studying all night and now I can't seem to retain anything.

I'm fuckin screwed.

So I dual booted my pc with Ubuntu a few weeks back. And I came to a conclusion today.

Um, windows needs to go.

Everything is going as planned

For those of you who are having interviews ... remember this

Using task manager to kill task manager

Sometimes I wonder:

Who actually cares?
About what I do
About what I make
About me.

Why put in effort if there is no different result? Why am I always sad? What ruins my day? Is there really hope? Why? So many life questions I want answered. Do I care too much? I definitely think way too much. Why am I so lazy. The questions I have.

Cheers,
To a better day.

32, 34, 38, 46, 62, 94 and so on.

"So what got you in to development and programming?"

Me: well. I needed something to new to help with my depression, stress and anger.

"Oh cool. Did it help?"

Me: yes... They're so much stronger now.

Manager : Developers are always over optimistic.

Dev : this task will take 4 days.

Manager : can't you complete it in 45 minutes? What are the complexities involved?

Dev : okay. I can. Thinks ** I'm a ninja developer** and I can complete this.

*** finishes it in 4 days***

Manager : That's what I said. Developers are always over optimistic.

Developer : -_-

devRant

Bitcoin Gold digging

what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

Me whenever I'm programming 😂

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What's ur take? Will the bubble burst?

Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.

Who else feels this way? Current mood 😔

Oh no!

This annoying fuck is the single most hated guy on youtube PERIOD.

Every time I try to watch a tutorial or some gameplay demo this fucking cunt comes up with his piece of shit game dev course.

The most secure firewall.

Had a good laugh on this one

[via https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/...]

I literally have 27 cents on my bank account and i'm checking every 5 min if i've been paid yet

This happens too often haha (Repost)

I like my women how i like my computer

on my lap. turned on. virus free
😀😀😀😀😀

Meanwhile, in some college in India, when professors try their best to make an interesting question paper.

Read the last 2 instructions

A conversation between me and a girl who is a university topper from CS degree.