After reading a lot of cryptography, I realized that it would be best if Alice and Bob just talk in person

Me : I need to give Tom a wash.

GF (Smashed table, angrily) : Tom is your Keyboard, stop giving everything a name.

Me : you hurt poor George!

.‎ʍəıʌ ɟo ʇuıod ʇuəɹəɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ əɟıן ʇɐ ʞooן oʇ pəəu noʎ səɯıʇəɯos

-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

devrant community is so great. May all of you get more RAM on your servers.

*oops I was programming all night

Reality

Who ordered an Extra large stress ball?

So this beauty just arrived

My 3 months old son. A very effective rubber ducky when he's not crying

Being so busy that there is no time to code 😭

This is a very old laptop and I've just noticed it has something on top ;)

How many web devs support this 😂

Story of an IT guy 🔫

Weirdest thing happened to me today.

My teacher spots me browsing "Hack This Site" and I'm sent to the tech lab for a "diagnostic test" ?????

"We can try, but it'll be hard. They encrypted their IP."
Probably the most used line.

The biggest problem with many open source projects is that they are built by very clever people, trying to show other very clever people just how clever they are.

Obtain substances Caffeine and H2O.
Headphones engaged.
Music initiate.
Computer clock disabled.
Phone removed from scene.
Disengage with unecessary programs, systems at full power.
IDE interface at full visual view
Rubber duck deployed.
All systems programme!

"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity."
-- Dennis Ritchie

Staying up past 2am makes me make weird things

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

</2016>
<2017>

I was just scrolling down a Facebook feed and a part of a picture with Linus Torvalds appeared.

- Hell no! Not again, 2016, just fuck off already!!

And then... "Happy birthday!"

My heart skipped a beat...

Debugging: being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

Bloody email generators

Programmer rule #1: Its your fault 99.9% of the time.

Appreciating the little things... Like having ports on my 2013 macbook.

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

Straight in dem feels

couse, why suffer alone..