Strange how Buddha accurately predicted the ransomware attacks :/

wix is shit!

When you are deep into coding😉😉

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Decided to do a custom 404 page for my site, what do you think?

Logins should be unique

Screw Emojis!!

Client asks how many days will it take to implement feature XYZ.

I say 3 days. But Skype had other plans.

When u ask your sister for a B'day gift....!

Most of the time devCat is crucial in the coding/debugging process. However, sometimes he gets a little ADHD and goes rogue.

Privacy is a legend

Genius indeed! Deadlock

You, I heard you have some memory to waste

Well he did the right thing

My little brother (still in school , learning security and pen testing): i found a bug in a website , it returns an xml file instead of the web page , i reported it to them and i think i'm gonna get rewarded like 2k $ for it .
Me : cool ! Show me .
Him : shows me his phone ...
Me : wait , gotta rant this .

A variable walks into a bar. Constant bartender: "We don't serve your kind here!"
Variable: "What kind?"
Constant: "You know, sluts!"

!rant

Today marks three years of marriage to the best rubber duck ever.

😍

Awesome answer to client.

schrodinger's backup

I used to get annoyed when my dad(65+ years old) had a simple computer "problem" like copy and paste that I needed to help with.

But then I remembered he showed me how to use a spoon and not shit myself so I guess it all evens out

That's the real difference!

Once a friend came to me asking for help building an app, I asked him what his idea was and he said, "It's an app that builds apps! Think about it, people could just tell it what kind of app they want and it could build anything for them automatically! Can you believe no one has done this?"