They lack inventory management

rofl 🤣

40% of AI start ups don't use AI.

Relateble

What's dating?

Deploy to Production

Things gonna change pretty soon!

Show some respect... 🙌

Just got this portrait monitor.
Gotta say, I love all that real estate.

Never underestimate engineers XD

For this year I have four main tasks I have set myself:
1. Don't lose my job
2. Write a few toy programming languages
3. Blog about said languages and things I learnt at work
4. Get married

I'm pretty excited about most of those but would love some tips on how you guys have overcome challenges in similar endevours

When you're away from home and the courier from devrant is received by your lil sister. 🤦‍♂️

* The app is almost ready, boss asked me to show the progress.

Boss: The design is bad, I don't like it 🤔
Me: I just implemented the design, which is approved
Boss: Really? because I "feel" that the design is bad on the screen.
Me: Okay 😐, can you tell me what exactly the part to change?
Boss: I don't know, *calls the designer
Designer: *showing his PSDs* yes it is the same, and you [the boss] approved it.
Boss: Ok make some changes to make it feel better.
Me: (Inside: 😡 ) ok, have you some suggestions?
Boss: dunno,
Me: at least tell me what is wrong with it
Boss: dunno
Me:🤢

On point!

Marvelous.....

Python = Best

Time for coffee ☕

@Root is free!

Fuck Instagram Story ads.

A coworker of mine has made hash brownies...

Reviewers on the internet in a nutshell

User: “I’ve tried hundreds of different names. How come all the usernames are registered?!😤”
Developer: ”I’m quite confident about my code. Can’t find any issue in this login form.🤔”
QA: “It passed all unit tests. We did a comprehensive testing on live server by registering all the possible names. What can go wrong?🙀”

That's how your windows should look like

😑

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A chance

I wrote my resignation letter yesterday, all’s good.

Today, bossman walks in:
“I’ve got some great news, all our developers are getting a raise”

Me: *well shit*

Governments should use a public git for their laws

Isn't it?

Days of coding can save hours of planning.

Some software developers deserve to drown in a pool of Rosie O'Donnell's used enema water 😡