Ok so I studied Computer Science in college, even got my pretty little associate's degree saying I didn't eat shit.

Decided to work in ops and not as a dev because life finds a way

End up being asked to write code at work anyway because I know enough to not break everything

Finding a dev job in a suburban area is near impossible I swear

When a company tells you you're their top candidate, then reject you a week later because a mismatch in culture