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Well... F*ck it

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Gillette Excel

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True story.

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RIP....😅

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How I explain what I do as job to non-techies (back-ender):

You won't ever see what I make on a screen but what you see on a screen, you see thanks to what I make.

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@dfox consider sending these stress balls for rants over 250

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They said I needed to keep my commit messages "PG13".

What they failed to realize is every PG13 movie is allowed 1 instance of "fuck".

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When I see a pretty layout while looking for design inspiration :
"All your css are belong to us"

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Acceptance

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Only webdevs can understand :P

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Someone learned how to replace the color blue

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A SQL statement goes to a restaurant ... there he sees 2 TABLES and asks " can i JOIN u two guys ? " :P

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The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.

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How the f**k am I gonna press F1

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Adding in a sleep(3) so my program looks like it's doing something, and not just throwing an error *straight* away, at least it will look like it tried...

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Marriage is basically deploying your relationship to production.

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Should I deploy on Friday?

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!rant

Apparently my C.H.I.P. is powered by doge

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This is not how you make friends.

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I'm the guy who highlights

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I look after servers, softwares,vendors and write code too. I am also learning datascience in spare time. Suddenly I found that I am giving no time to family and friends.

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How I feel when editing an Android Manifest file

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Why did the computer crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

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My teacher gave me "winrar.rar" file for install winrar.

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studyng algorithms and data structures :(

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Third time I Miss my metro station because i'm reading rants.. Yep devRant is awesome 😊

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Agree to terms

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somebody should have made a system restore point on the universe before Trump was nominated so we can go back once people realize what a bad idea this was

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Challenge completerd! Pc overclocked!

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