"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

Classic. Duck tape on mouse laser.

*creates table in database*
*writes query to retrieve data*
*gets error and Google's problem for 2 hours but no luck*
*in frustration, takes a half hour break*
*checks database for set up issues*
*realizes that the database is the wrong fucking database*
*face palm & quits fucking life*

I make dumb fucking mistakes like this way too much

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The best prank I ever pulled was on one of my IT teachers.
In 2011, I had an intense OOP JS training and whil ...[read more]

Var gf = [];

People asking me to make websites...

Frontm End vs Back End

When the server doesn't respond and I log in over SSH to take a look....

When the junior "tries" to help

Got to love QA

There is always someone who posted your problem already on stackoverflow. Find him.

If you're wondering why your Mac is slow as sh*t, be advised that it's playing Chess during it's free time.

"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

Not my quote, but one I've found to be incredibly useful:

Learn, teach, repeat. Always repeat

Read all this week rant. Hahaha

Don't be an asshole. Listen to other non-asshole devs. There's so much to learn.

What advice would I give a new dev?
"Learn COBOL"

No one specified that it had to be 'good advice'

Seeing "powered with WordPress" at the bottom of a site

😒.

Code reuse.

Quick fix....

This is how it looks like when a cat tries to hack a vending machine. 😂

The irony

DevRant is madness

Screen shots of people installing Linux on Game consoles.
Windows on soda machines.
macOS on anything.

Madness I tell you. MADNESS!

Sometimes you just don't want to throw it away👌

Programmer house

The Most Irritating Moment!!!
-_-

Guess who has a nice new pocket laptop? :)