the good code you write today is the bad code you curse at tomorrow

I only write documentation, so that I can tell others to ReadTheFuckingManual some day!
:)

Stop coding, play some fucking videogames or go hit the gym.

Damn

<...in the style of linkin park's in the end...>

I DOCUMENTED SO HARD, AND MADE SO MANY TICKETS!!!

BUT IN THE END, NOBODY REALLY READS THEM!!!

I HAD TO DEV!!! AND BUILD IT ALL!!!

BUT IN THE END, IT FEELS LIKE I'M TALKING TO A BRICK WALL!!!!

rhymes are lazy / nonexistent, I know, but my rage is superseding my ability to rhyme right now.

Wish it is that simple

Wish I had multiple inheritances.

When windows says update is installed restart required

Finding a suitable name for my daughter was easier than finding the words for my commit messages.

Found this 2 years old beauty today:

public boolean hasPermission(User user, Permission permission){
// TODO
return true;
}

The author quit last year.

At least they are honest

Inline CSS with !important

I’ve just seen the most horrific thing on the planet
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My code from a month ago...

1.ReactJS sucks ass.
2.Full stack developer is myth.
3.Multiple languages makes you impotent to fuck in any single given language.

Two truth and a lie.