These apple dudes take so much time for app approval!

Frustrated 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

So Class, today I want to tell you a thing or two about UDP but I am not sure whether you'll get.

Since everyone is sharing there Linux desktop

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

Oh!! Nevermind!!

Firefox 57 (Quantum)

At my study in the first year we had a Linux course and at the end we would all be graded.

Everyone was nervous as fuck except for me.

We had to go in one by one and everyone came back with this 'well that was damn close' face. Apparently the teacher was quite strict.

Then it was my turn.

It took about half an hour and we did the following:

- talk about Linux and the philosophy behind it
- talk about compiling programs
- talk about Linux servers
- talk about what distro's we'd used
- talk about DE's and which ones we preferred

- actual grading/showing my assignments: 'nah I believe you, you'll get a good mark!'

So I basically got the best mark with hardly showing anything because the teacher knew I could do it and rather just had an interesting convo with me 😁

Something helpful if you've just started learning programming it'll help you understand most popular programming languages why it's used and how much you can expect as a payment.

https://i.imgur.com/MD1JweO.png

Look... theres an error in my commented code
Now what i cant even comment

So our HoD just sent us this image for doing some courses
And after seeing that superscript ++ I am not even gonna think about it

!rant

Advice
[1] Don’t panic! All will become clear in time.
[2] You don’t have to know every detail of C++ to write good programs.
[3] Focus on programming techniques, not on language features.

just read in "A Tour of C++11" by Bjarne Stroustrup

It's not just true for C++, that's true for everything

Current me

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gradle

Users: “Maybe I can just download these 3 PDFs in a single zipped file, that’d be nice.”

Android: “You got that buddy!”

Apple: “Animoji! 🐵”

Machine learning be like.

Time spent on Web Development :

1% : {
actual productive content and features
}

99% : {
Please. All I want is for this div to vertically align in this other one. Is that too much to ask?
}

So my MacBook pro (retina 2013) is almost 5 years old. I like os x so was shopping for a new one, 3 grand for very marginal performance boost and a touchable bar.... Hmm. I guess my current can survive until apple makes a laptop with some balls.

I asked my mom if I can buy myself a raspberry pi for my birthday.
No matter what I show or say to her, she won't stop telling me to bake my own raspberry pie. ;-;

I have got 99 problems and emoji encoding ain't one of them.

P.S. /r/softwaregore

The end has begun

So I like to put on some music while I shower.

For some godforsaken reason I put YouTube on autoplay.

Ended up listening to a 5 minute ad instead.

How programmer browser tabs looks like.

Unbelievably slow connection. Wanted to do speed test so I can post with proof. The connection disconnected the moment I click the "Test speed" button.

If drinking coffee doesn't wake you up in the morning, try deleting a table in the production database.

Verified, it worked.

findDev - Tinder for finding your developer partners. [more details]

If you somehow managed to install Mac OS on a raspberry Pi, does that make it an Apple Pi?

I'm sorry, I'll leave now...