Steps to writing more readable and cleaner code:
1) write shitty code that gets the job done
2) take a screenshot of set code
3) post it on devRant and blame it on a coworker
4) someone will reply with a clean solution within a couple hours
5) copy and paste that solution then push to repo

Someone had to say it

When you have a merge conflict

Found this on fb.

guthib.com

Different error is better 👍

If grade school was like stack overflow:

Kid: "I can't figure out how to subtract on this problem."
Teacher: "LULZ you fuckin dumbass, someone already asked about subtraction! Learn to Google and stop wasting my time!"

A wise man once said: the art of programming is knowing where to paste the code you just copied

Searching a laptop online means making your current computer to dig its own grave.

Your ego will hurt you FAR more than your junior coding skills

Hacker's player: a music player that runs in the cmd [more details]

Social Application [more details]

Damnit Google! These are not the "puppet stages" I wanted to know about. I need to know about MY kind of puppet.

Don’t learn things by head because it’s useless.
If you_want_to_learn_a_new_programming_language==true:
Try to get a better view on it

A friend asked me to test a program he made
So i downloaded it, and i noticed that i crash when you try to minimize the window
After i tell him about the bug, he send me a new version, and said "I fixed it, it was pretty easy"
He just removed the minimize button
"to remove a bug, remove the feature"