why so much hate towards javascript? :-D

A coworker was working on some code and wrote two return statements and asked a senior developer why the second value wasn't being returned.

Apple: Born to be fruit

Linux/Unix: Born to be root

Windows: Born to re boot

A complete alternative to Xcode without any bugs that will never crash 😂

Recruiter: this job is about dotNet and git.
Me: I never worked with dotNet before.
Recruiter: Okay, maybe we can get you in for git then.

FML!

When you don't care about data!

I'm getting fired because while, searching for a new job, the hr call my boss to ask him why i was quitting (he didn't know yet)

Saving time data with timezone in the server is really headache!
Someone says keeping server time in UTC is good practice. -_-

I spend far more time on making my workspace look elegant (organising files, editor themes, plugins, syntax color, look and feel, custom changes in .<file>rc files, etc), than in actual learning and creating.

Changing numbers on CSS randomly until it works.

Aka, using magic numbers

Back in school projects, I used to take way too much tasks in a user story because I knew that at one point, if it was someone else working on it I would end up fixing it anyway. Now I have trust issue -_-

Coding without listening music

Users have use cases, test cases, user manual etc documented material with them at the time of UAT.
But in the end users do only those things which they don't suppose to do..!! 😑😥

Hahahaha........😂😂😂. Now that's how to do it.

Apple iPhone testing without being on the app store is so annoying, I had to sign up some people to test the app I've been working on and had issues on my end, it really is this whole security bullshit, really it isn't needed.

I couldn't get the team provisional certificate thing to show up because when I clicked the account the team certificate settings would disappear, only after right clicking and hitting help then clicking the team while it was selected could I go to the right window.

I don't see why it's so damn hard to do this crap.

Yet with Android, it's so easy.

I really have issues with the testing for this iPhone app, I went through so many different ways to try and get it to work.

Anyways all done, crashlytics is an awesome testing tool if you can get around that small issue I had.

Someday I'll click 'Yes', I just don't know when...

FLOATING POINT PRECISION! FUCK YOU! Spent so much time trying to figure out what was wrong with an algorithm I made to calculate and correct bounding only to finally realise, after printing out every single variable and calculating everything manually to realise the value was off by 0.0001 which made it skip an if statement. Ughhhhhhhh, so much freaking time wasted

OK now that's mean

Script kiddies be like:
** install python **
print "hack this world"

woah!! I'm a hacker now

Trues Up!

Our company principles. Clients mistake is our new feature

That feeling when you solved a data structure problem that bugs you for 3 days.

Pure orgasm.

This new WhatsApp status page is weird ....I miss the one liners that I used to give as status...
Does anyone feel the same?

FFS chrome chaches fucking everything.. even goddamn redirects..😐

This shit is real. Entertainment in traffic xD

A tired mind is never productive

That moment when you find out your school is using unsalted md5 passwords, and your school project requires using it too... FUCK

There's a database table at work with over 190 columns 🙃🙃🙃🙃

To be honest i always enjoy coding

+1 If you find the loading animation of devRant irritating! -_-