How to calculate walking distance

Km/m/inch ❌
3 songs ✔️

A message to every customers

In high school, we had to choose between sports or computer science. I didn't like to play sports and now I'm a programmer.

Android app update available! I wonder what they've changed? 🤔

Changelog: "We improved the app and made it better."

Well thanks. 🖕

An interesting paradox

"When your computer overheats, why does it freeze..."

I just spent 5 minutes trying to fix an error saying that I am missing a ";".

I saw a ; at the end of statement but I kept on getting the error.

After cleaning the monitor the ; disappeared and I was able to see the problem.

Clean your monitor once in a while.

True story.

- So, you're a backend or frontend developer?

+ Weekend developer.

I've never heard an Apple person say "laptop" or "phone". They always specify that it's a "MacBook" or "iPhone".
Just an observation.

It's not a bug. It's a feature!! 😂

$ alias ls=reboot

Google please

Why programmers like UNIX:
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

My wife is complaining that am spending too much time on devRant. I just told her, am coming here only when windows is updating :p ;)

The best job denial letter I've ever seen was sent to my husband and said:
- We already have too many people named Eugen in our company.

After 6 months at this company, I finally got a raise! They sure know how to make a dev happy 🍻🍻🍻

When a traffic light has a merge conflict.

Almighty Gradle

!rant

Guys I posted here about a job interview i had... got it ! I start tomorrow so thank you for your support, you are amazing !

😜😜😜.

When you're demoing you own program to people and you run into a bug you've never had before

Does anyone else read !important as not important?

When you meet a senior dev that's far superior to you in every way.

The best joke in this month :D

When I write a module from scratch and it compiles and runs on the first try 😂😎

What non-dev team members don't understand is that when we tell them to wait while we're coding, we actually don't ignore them but try to finish the code before we forget what were we typing.

For nearly 2 years I've been referring to Jetbrains 'Darcula' as Dracula.

Sounds right

Generation gap

!rant
Almost time for Halloween again 😄