When you find out your office's bathroom is really active on Github (yep that's my beard and yep I'm a tall guy)

C# jokes. Google Assistant doesn't know them much.

Hi I am new here!
My friend told me that devRant has a great community, he told me to post here and see what happens...

Just finished debugging my 'Hello World' program.

Today's bug fix; brought to you by uneducated guesswork.

Cellmate: What are you in for?
Me: Not purchasing Sublime

Found this gem in our code

My little daughter attached it on my laptop :-)

The programmer who killed people: Not so talented programmer named John, made a mistake in his code. because of this mistake the program users spent 15 minutes to do a workaround. this program had 10 million users. In general the users spent 150 million minutes because of john's mistake, which is 2.5 million hours. if a person sleeps about 8 hours a day, he have 16 active hours. which means john wasted 156,250 human days that equals to 427.8 human years. people leave approx. until the age of 64, that means John just killed 6.68 people because of his bug. So john, how do you sleep at night?

age++ this is how I get a happy birthday wish

LOL :D

Time for some serious debugging

DBSole .. Query your database from Google chrome dev tools :)
For lazy dev who just dont want to switch over phpMyAdmin or Terminal for small query

Every damn time.