Build in ad-block blocker..........
ad-block plus is designed by somebody serious...XD

What a useful error message

I don't know what's worse:
The size, the time or the file name

Dev deleted a branch I was working on. When I asked him why, he responded "I don't know. I didn't create the branch so I thought I could delete it"

Frack!

God forbid.

When you think you've either found a bug in Python, or you're going insane, so just to double check, you make two mutually exclusive assertions that could never both be true, and yet, your tests still pass.

I think it's time to find a new job.

Ok Windows...

Thanks Google, you assist me well

When dealing with the ignorant!

IE8 YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

Last minute changes B)

self.age++

Is it just me or do any of you people also think that birthdays are now just normal days but with lots of calls..!

The advice

So... I'm getting married next month 😇😀

Thank you google

Php ain't so bad... But still

do I need to say something else😂 for the largest blue screen of death

Me: Your computer has Operating System corruption.

Customer: What does that mean?

Me: *something, something potato chips* and the only fix is to reinstall Windows.

Customer: Well that's stupid! I need my computer! Darn Windows! Microsoft should pay for that reinstallation! What causes that corruption anyway?

Me: Well, any number of things, but it's mostly caused by a part of the update not downloading correctly, so when it gets installed it creates a hole.

Customer: So now hold on... could shutting the computer down during the updates cause this corruption.

Me: It could, yes. That's why they say to not unplug your computer or shut it down while running the updates.

Customer: I see. Cause yeah, I remember that I was angry when it said it had to do updates, so I shut it down.

Me: Yep, that would cause it.

Customer: Okay, reinstall Windows...

I'm a Microsoft fan, but I can never ever never EVER forget this abomination:

Whaaaaaat?

Just printed "Hello World", time to put Python on my resume! 😎

Me: I need equiptment worth 2000€ for this project
Boss: ok here is 700€
Me: ???

"If you design something to be idiot proof, the universe will design a better idiot."

Introducing ArnoldC, a stack programming language based on Arnold Schwarzenegger phrases:

Aww Adobe😝

"By larger do you mean bigger?"

I was honestly just asked this in an email from a client.

The funniest thing is I didn't even say "larger", I said "bigger".

Visual studio has crashed 6 times in 5 minutes... The fuck Microsoft...

Credits: unknown

Last week, someone contacted me, he said he needed me to fix the existing code on a new WordPress website because the developer did a messy job, so I thought to myself, it can't be that bad, requested for the SSH access and got into the server.

Guys.

Guys..

Guys...

I was wrong, some people really know how to fuck shit up.

I don't want to go into details but there were legit more than 50 plugins installed and activated on the website for no good reason and all the pages took about 45 minutes each to render if not more, so you can literally request a new page, start making coffee and use the washing machine and if you are lucky to have spent 45 minutes, return to a fully loaded page.

For a new WordPress website, it seemed really old.

It was almost as if this developer had a line of code that looked like this:

@Import 'all the bad programming practices ever and the ones yet to be invented';

Been getting rejected for Linux related jobs all over for the last few months. Yesterday I emailed a company yet again because fuck it.

Got a call today from their recruiter! Genuinely nice guy and he's going to call me back tomorrow! Let's hope this finally goes well 😄