Downloaded this app earlier today and ive forgotten all about instagram, snapchat, Twitter, etc..

My company is like:

Boss: How long do you estimate to make a universe?
God: 14 billion years.
Boss: You have 7 days. Please reserve 1 for Q&A.

Meanwhile in Philippines, a local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.

Here I am trying not to procrastinate and get distracted. However, how do I even do that when I keep checking my phone wasting about 5-10 minutes every time I complete a minor update 😂😂😂

"Please don't break. Please don't break."

This is all we ever think about when making a half-baked software just in time before the deadline 😂😂😂

I just hate how non-developers can easily conclude that we are drug addicts. Just because we talk to ourselves while coding or always seem off/cranky because of the countless sleepless nights. I mean like, please be a bit more considerate. It may seem like it isn't a big deal since it isn't true anyways but it clearly shows that they can't understand our situation.

Try being in the shoes of the misunderstood for a change. You won't like the feeling since all you ever wanted to do was good.

If VSCode was a girl, I would kiss every part of her body and devote my life to her.

And I would promise not to use any extension on her. She is beautiful as she is.

I work remotely. This means that sometimes I work with no pants on.

...ok I work with no pants on all the time.

Beware of the new ATM phishing attack.

German "deutsche Bahn" 6 days after a storm... Red and crossed means that it it isn't coming at all.

TIL: You can actually buy LibreOffice and OpenOffice (inclufing manual, templates and fonts).

*client calls*
"hello, we forgot the password to our WiFi router. Could you reset that for us?"

😐😶😮😅

"We host websites and servers sir, we don't control your router :)"

"Right, i thought so, nevermind!"

Well, that's a new one O.o

When one of CS teachers went to jail for asking money to pass exams.

Defiently an experience for both him and students.

LMAO 😂😂😂

Well, even MySQL server left. Hope it has found a better host

I missed the opportunity to use this when I took a Word/PowerPoint/Access class in high school. 🤷

Set up an account at Wells Fargo today and they told me the password requirements... This is a joke right?

when you divide the products you sell into different categories, i dont think "human hair" is a good category.

this actually gives me an idea. i kinda wanna create a redesign plan for aliexpress app tbh cause i dont like its UI/UX.

Fuck all the companies that doesn't specify that they won't provide sponsorship for the applicant before job application.

I applied to this fucking piece of shit company that took me an hour. Created a custom cover letter and modified my CV just for them.

And they reply me with an email saying that they won't provide sponsorship and have rejected my application.

You motherfucker can refuse me in 5 minutes, but you piece of horseshit can't be bothered to write a simple point in your job description.

Fucking die in hell. Fuck you.

Who wanna try this?

⚡️ devRantron v1.4.1 ⚡️

I strongly urge all the users of the devRantron to upgrade their app. We have added some major features and made a lot of bugfixes. For example:

1. Edit Rants and Comments
2. Browse Weekly
3. Save drafts of rants so that you can edit and post them later. Also, the app now autosaves when you are typing a new rant and will keep it until you post it.
4. Fixed macOS startup. Previously the app used to open a terminal in the background to launch the app. That has been removed.
5. Confirmation before deleting a rant or comment
6. Huge performance optimization. We have upgraded to React 16 and also changed the way our compiler compiles the application. The way we fetch the notifications has also been changed and it uses less bandwidth.
7. The app will only have single instance now. If you accidentally open the app again, it will just switch to the currently running instance.
8. We now show a release info dialogue before updating. Linux and macOS users will now receive an update notification for new updates.
9. Added the ability to select rant types.

You can get it from here: https://devrantron.firebaseapp.com/

macOS users, please remove the devRantron from "Login Items" in Settings > Users and Groups.

We would like to thank all our users for giving us the feedbacks. If you like the app, you can show your appreciation by giving a start to the repo.

Thank you!

When you try to fix a library

When your girlfriend bathroom is highly active on github

That moment when you come out of your zone & discover you neither had breakfast or lunch and the playlist has stopped hours ago!

Today is a good day for past memories.
Yoshi’s island here we go!!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...

Mutter 3.26.1 broke Budgie-wm.

Send help. 😔

Someday I will answer this question to my kids...

I’m starting to get the sneaking suspicion that some of my bosses and clients who want to constantly talk on the phone or meet in person aren’t saying that because it’s their preference. The are saying it because they legitimately don’t understand how to read an email chain.

Managers

We are in 2017! :)