Someone recommended me to a Company as a web designer.

After the entire project briefing, they asked me whether I knew Python as I would be needing that to work for them -_-

TMW your showing your boss your code and the output, then asks if you can do something else with it. Knowing that it's implemented you try it. Massive amounts of bugs. You think it's a simple fix and make it worse by quickly trying to fix it. Then he leaves. You undo a few changes mess around with the code for a minute and then everything works fine again.

TLDR: Bugs show up when your boss is in the same room as you. Disappear when he's not.

When your boss thinks Pokemon is actually pronounced pokeman and everyone else just says it wrong.

Today my 500 error page showed up.. I forgot I had some fun in there, made me smile. Thank you past self :)

Why companies still insist on using FTP over webservices confuses me

Do you ever have the feeling that you did 2 days of work in 1 day?

Not sure I want to drink this anymore...

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. :)

!rant

Today's my last day at a job I hate!

being backend developer, it is impossible to show progress :'( for ever request you make, you have to create api, validate the stuff, check for every backdoor and then their is output

When you go to Windows from Linux after long time and Windows fucks you up by its freaking updates. The whole time waiting, I felt Windows was indirectly saying, "You left me for someone else and now you want me back? Suffer bitch!

Its nice when you see a ^2 outside of a computer - 256, 512 etc :-)

A programmer in action.

Whisper's support is slow that i think it does not exist.
PS: Give people options to delete their own damn data folks.

Boss: "Can we create apps that are supercool, superfast, supercustomizable and superhitech?"
Me: "If you want apps like these I have to use this tool, this language and this other stuff. Just keep in mind that are new technologies for me and I need to study a lot before develop everything"
Boss: "Ok! can you do it for tomorrow?"
Me: "...."

I obfuscate so well even I can't tell you what it does!

Woke at 8:57am and leaving for office at 9:02am... I wanna be in bed

when it's 2016 and we still support IE8 on xp.....
somebody kill me please

Ok I am so embedding this into a page to handle HTTP 500 errors.

https://m.youtube.com/watch/...

Who hates when their parents think they're playing video games when in reality we're programming?

AHH! There's so many cool things to program and so many ideas! not enough time to learn. Right now I'm trying to create my first mobile game in Unity using C# and a note taking app for Android with Java, it's melting my head!

Aparantly everything broke today.
Thankfully it's only a personal project 😂

Saw this while browsing through our 15 year old internal testing tool.

It's always a feature!

I get really tired of people shitting on php and getting greated with immediate laughter when I say I work as a full stack LEMP/LAMP dev. I work just as hard as you (ruby/python/node devs) do and feel like I make some pretty cool shit.

Why can't we all just agree we do great things with our tools and while I may use a different hammer than you, we still use the same nails!!!

When the client thinks WordPress is a coding language.

When the source code of a library that you depend upon is easier to read than its official shitty documentation...

yea, basically me learning right now.

You can rant, you can do everything but don't forget to clear your pendrives

New setup! 😀