Stumbled upon on Twitter ... 😜

Minimum punishment it is

My previous employer still (contractually) owes me $5k. I still have push access to the repo and prod servers. Should I add a reminder to the admin dashboard? (After yet another email reminder, ofc.)

I could also mail him an invoice, since I have his addresses. Then again, it has been about a year since I was supposed to receive it, so maybe I'll just file a lawsuit. 🙄

Should @Root sue her ex-boss?

🤨🤤🤤
Always

Respect 😆😝

Do you know programmers like this...?

When you’re way more experienced and new to a team and are met with “but this is how we’ve done it for ages, and it’s done fine for us” but the sprint performance shows they’ve not completed one in 2 years.

4000 years later, we are back to the same language

My type of developer

Hopefully not a repost 😂

Who needs April fools?
When your life is already a joke.

Still looking ahead... XD

Be super good.

I found this pretty funny

Full Slack 9gag Developer

Pretty sure someone already posted it here, but I don't have the patience to check. Just want to share it.

Source: https://towardsdatascience.com/five...

Just spent the entire day of which should have been the start of vacation fighting off a second wave of ransomware on one of our production servers. Gandcrab 5.2 anyone?

Turns out an exploit in our MySQL daemon allowed some fucking Chinese hackermonkey to upload a trojan and remote execute it. Thousands of angry customers, me the only one available and able to fix shit and patch up firewalls and system.

And now I get the pleasure of working on what I should have been doing today, another fire that MUST be put out today.

Fuck you deadlines. Fuck you Chinese hackers. In fact, FML.

Well ill leave this here

When optimizing becomes ur curse...

Mewwww........

Asked a girl out. Let us see how it is gonna go. I am so fucking hyped!

Ok....

Also this

Struggle is real

That kind of bugs 😯

Some testers take pleasure to make me feel, my code is worthless

Inspirational JavaScript

But why can't I float:center?!

I thought as much

lols, just salute