"I can write a script to do your job"

I'm so tired of so many fucking articles about millennials this and millennials that. Like holy fuck millennial has to be the journalism equivalent of AI or block chain.

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

“An error occurred. See the inner exception for more details.”

Inner Exception : null

(・Д・) oh

The combination of fun colleagues and trying to learn things (more and more CLI stuff in my case) make my days awesome, also some customer interactions are hilarious, that altogether makes it very much worthwhile!

(although: I'm a Linux engineer, NOT a dev professionally)

Simple way of storing keys.

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

Google owns us.

Yeah no

- So, you're a backend or frontend developer?

+ Weekend developer.

Security is everything for this application

My Github mug arrived and first drink in it is served ! #MugLyfe

Although not the best setup I've seen on Devrant, let's say this is a designer's/software engineer's dream come true :)

27" iMac + 2 27" thunderbolt displays

I see what you did there...

CSS can kill you!

A: What is a programmer's favorite hangout place?
B: Foo Bar

Good birthday T-Shirt for programmer :D

Good guy Chrome. :)

But that is my email....

just a small change

The proper use of comments is to compensate for our failure to express ourself in code.

Quote of the book "Clean Code" by "Uncle Bob".

#ShotsFired

Linux will never be the most installed OS. Just think about how often you had to reinstall Windows.

The life of a frontend developer

University highlight

Professor: I uploaded 25 C exercises with a 3 week deadline at eclass.

*4 hours later* Me: I completed the exercises.

Professor: ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?

Me: Let me show you

???

Professor : Feel free to skip class for the rest of the month

Well played!

I JUST DELETED MY LIVE MYSQL SERVER

I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE BACKUPS

Google searched my email... found an old wix website I made back when I was like 12. It is by far the shittiest thing I've ever seen

When you're close to the deadline and you just need things to work 😲

Being sincere

Note: our PM is new.
PM: can you help me?
Me: sure, what do you need?
PM: where do the folders with all the techie stuff come from?

I had no context and spent the next 20 minutes trying to work out what folders she was on about. Turned out she wanted to know where the client side folders on our development server come from, was going to explain 'Gulp' and 'Branch' to her but I think I'd be there for the rest of the day... Why do 'tech' companies hire non-tech-savie people.

When you write 100+ lines of code and it compiles the first time