Today while i was working on my web project, suddenly my boss put his hands in my pants, jerked me off and then i continued my work like nothing ever happened.

Being your own boss has its own advantages ;)

Just heard I will be a father for the second time!! Those devRant stickers will look great in the nursery!

Well.. I'm a front end developer and this quote is my favourite.

"A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not that good. "

my relationships

I'll make the documentation after just some lines of code

First time I've seen a captcha like this. It takes it to a whole new level.

Most hilarious bug I found in Windows 10. 😂😂😂

Big congrats to @tahnik - the first devRant member to break 10,000 points!

:o didn't know it

Got this notification. Someone is testing on production environment.

Nice face recognition

Just realized humans are 0 indexed. Our first year on earth we are 0 years old.

My GF just selected all files on her harddrive and clicked "Open".

The look at her face when she figured out what she have done.

BONUS: She restarts her computer, and upon start she selects Yes to the "Your computer shutdown unexpected, would you like to re-open the applications" popup 😂

And then there is this beauty...

Time for some serious debugging

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

I just tried ending a line in normal English using a ";" instead of a "."

I need a break.

When you fuck up your repo so bad it transforms into guitar hero

My boyfriend is in dental school and I am, of course, a dev. So we often swap analogies to help each other better understand what we are talking (or usually complaining) about. My favorite one so far is when I was explaining to him how the sales team undersells websites without consulting developers and we are constantly over budget. So he goes, "That's like the receptionist telling the patient they have 2 cavities just by looking at them and having them pay immediately. And when the dentist takes a look, the patient actually needs 4 crowns and a root canal... but they already paid for just the 2 cavities."

How to break a chatbot (well done).

502 Bad Gateway

I think this should happen when people get over 9000++

People who set tabs to three spaces. Burn.

When you implement a 3rd party payment system, and it doesn't work... and their support can't fix the problem... So you debug their code and send them the revised code and they update their GIT repo and update their documenting.

Our CTO has been told, this morning by management, that our development department is "too quiet" and that it's spoiling "the atmosphere" of the office space.

So we've ordered mechanical keyboards.

I wish my mind had its own terminal.
Just imagine...

sudo apt-get install English

"That didn't work as expected."

"That didn't work, as expected."

Pun of the day

Boss: I heard your colleagues hate dealing with code you wrote. Why?
Me: No comment

When a Linux user sees windows users complaining about their OS.

Who else think this is awesome