Syntax color

Next time I see a constructor with 22 parameters. I'm gonna report whoever wrote that to the police

Chickens migrating to debian
(Yet another debian thingy)

Are you fucking serious! 😈😈😈

Is this what a Junior Dev nowadays needs to know to be a successful candidate?

Viber is not responding.
Firefox is not responding.
Sublime is not responding.
Clients are not responding.
Motherfucking life is not responding.

Someone is changing my chair in the office every time I go for break.

Does it exist ??

Who are the people who are pushing for phones, laptops and desktops to be even thinner? Do they actually exist?! Or are that mythical creatures invented by Apple engineers so they can get paid to invent new stuff?

"Yeah, we need to invent a new keyboard design as customers are complaining how fat our pro laptops are."

I don't think I've looked at a laptop built in the last decade and wondered how I'll carry it with my tiny frame.

Just give me a Mac Pro that is a solid chunk of aluminum with a removable drive and access to the RAM. It'll look fine and it's going to sit quietly on my desk. I promise not to move it without hiring at least two men with appropriate safety equipment.

I want someone to stand up at an Apple keynote and say, "We made this thicker---you're welcome."

Sphagettt

A friend of mine who just started work as an Applications Developer. One of his duties is to I quote "Create and maintain inventory, which may include hardware, software and various items such as toners and peripheral equipment"

We had a good laugh together.

I wanna get 40k

uhhhhhhh

Fuck php amirite fellas?

Look at the comment... Kind of support I needed a few hours before my AI exam

My head hurts

Lemme start a new era....

ARRAYS START AT TWO

MS buys Github?

GitHub Starter
GitHub for Students
GitHub Home Basic
GitHub Home Premium
GitHub Professional
GitHub Enterprise
GitHub Business
GitHub Ultimate
GitHub 2018 R2
...

Oh shit

Don't let it be tetris