@pacohojaverde @vlatkozelka This is what I've been doing but at every interview I attend, they ask for a completely different set of requirements.

@Wack @heyheni @mw108 @C0D4 @CptFox Thanks a lot for the replies! I'll try to take AI+CC (hopefully).

@kamen Yup. Can't afford those expensive SSDs yet.

This guy has seen some shit.

My family and friends think I'm crazy for buying software, games and apps. But when you are a developer, you truly appreciate the work that goes into these projects.

That batman sticker is really cool!

@jwmorse GG mate.

ಠ_ಠ

As @silhoutte @k0pernikus have pointed out, lot of keyboards have this feature. In SwiftKey you can save the emoji from sites like http://superkawaiiemoticon.tumblr.com/... and set a tag for it. When you enter the tag you get the emoji.

@Charlaxy I believe every startup gets only one "pivot". But when a startup keeps pivoting they're just trying to prevent the inevitable.

*Looks at code*
Okay daddy is going to the store. Will be right back.
*Never returns.*
*Code finds me 18 years later and sitcom follows about us getting to know each other.*

If either cyanogenmod or Paranoid Android support your phone, then I recommend you use those. If not, there's always XDA developers. (The paranoid Android support is very limited.)

Then the hacker joined Apple and upgraded the security and made sure no one else can hack icloud so your nudes are never seen again.

Maybe @dfox can help us out?

@RagnarRedbeard What if I have a black beard? Can I still sign up?

These distros ain't loyal.

@uddinstock Actually it does.

@monzakaz *boos you*

@hidden I understand your problem. Been having a problem with my bank where their netbanking portal doesn't work with most retailers and payment gateways. It's really annoying.

There is a stackoverflow for life, it's called "old wise people".

Probably the reason no ATMs work or have cash at the moment. Most of the devs probably went "Fuck this" and left.

*smoking a joint at Danske Bank UK*
*receives mail*
*Sees mail signature*
Yoooo guys I know how to fuck with this customer.

@zombie01 I'm going to do this from now on. This is brilliant.

@tahnik did the toaster toast performance become more toasty or less toasty after installing Linux?

I always laugh at stdlib.h

Desktop.

@Iamsantosh It seems like they plan this out.....

Warranty expires and then the laptop expires. Coincidence?

I see vim I up vote.

Shit it looks like I wrote the CSS for that balloon's face.