I usually avoid procrastination by turning off my phone, not going on social networks or YouTube and by setting some goals to achieve in a day.

When your boss says "good job, you have developed something big in such a small time" (~2 weeks) but you haven't showed him the bugs and shit (gonna fix it btw)

I have lost my hair

With only one tab, this is madness

"ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException"

"New" Microsoft features

This conversation happened yesterday between me and a client:

"I need drivers for my Hackintosh build, macOS doesn't find and install the graphics card and the NIC"

I laughed at first, then i asked him his configuration..

"I have a 6700K and an MSI M3 H170"

Okay, things are getting worse here...

"So do you know the difference between H170 and Z170?"
"Yes, I have bought an H170 one because i do not overclock"
"Then, tell me why the f*ck you have bought a K processor if you do not f*cking overclock..."
"Because is more powerful"

F*ck no, he didn't said that...

Remember folks, always test your code. Even if you're sure about your ideas there is something you haven't considered that fucks up everything driving you insane.

Spent half an hour arguing with my teammate about where a method should be.
Then we discovered that both ways were wrong..

Client: "Help me I can't find my programs"
Me: "Have you installed them right?"
Client: "Yes, I have"

Basically I spent an hour explaining him that dragging an installer from the download folder to program folder isn't actually installing...

When the code is full of bugs and the supervisor asks you if it will be ready for tomorrow

The truth about Apple's logo..

In the lab:
"Look! I have compiled and that gave me no errors! On the first try!"
So I look closer and
"Dude, ehm.., you are compiling the wrong file..."
Then he tries to compile the right class and the compiler returned errors on errors
"You know what? I hate you."
Never laughed that loud

And for my birthday my girlfriend told me "your age++"
I don't know who told her that (she knows nothing about programming languages) but that was cute.

iCloud it's that thing that if you haven't a Mac you can't download your own app files either in iOS or Windows.. I had to run a VM and search for an hour for 40-50 family photos...

*starting a project*
"Okay so this has to be perfect"
*an hour later*
"Welcome to the jungle..."

I have literally spent around 3 hours to solve a problem with a class and then i realized that it's not what I needed.