I thank whoever made the jsRant, a client for devrant to view in js looking style in browser. Teacher walked passed by and asked what i was doing. I said i was exploring the source of the newest javascript framework. He said what is the name. I said semicolonJS. He asked who made it. I said some person who has fox in his name did it.
Thanks everyone! I had some laughs after he walked passed by without noticing anything.

My first job was an internship making $12 an hour. Before I was making ~30k selling cars. Completely uprooted and restarted my life. Came in, pointed out a bunch of things they were doing wrong (fearless intern saves the day), and became king of reporting. Within 3 weeks they offered me a full time job at $50k. I couldn't belive my gamble paid off. 5 years later I'm at a new place making way more and couldn't be happier!

I just started playing around with machine learning in Python today. It's so fucking amazing, man!
All the concepts that come up when you search for tutorials on YouTube (you know, neural networks, SVM, Linear/Logic regression and all that fun stuff) seem overwhelming at first. I must admit, it took me more than 5 hours just to get everything set up the way it should be but, the end result was so satisfying when it finally worked (after ~100 errors).
If any of you guys want to start, I suggest visiting these YouTube channels:
- https://youtube.com/channel/...
- http://youtube.com/playlist/...

So, I needed a package installed on one of our Unix servers. The package manager--which is obsolete garbage--was failing with a message which can only be described as a variant of "Go fuck yourself". A quick Google search didn't help.

3 espressos and an eternity later, I have descended into a manic state. My hair has turned grey and I have started lactating. As a last-ditch effort, I try a new search query on Google, and the first link takes me to a forum with a thread discussing a similar issue. The last post in the thread has a solution which works for me. After fixing the issue, everything in the world feels right and I decide to thank the generous poster, who is like an angel to me at this point.

Guess what? The poster is none other than me. 8 months back, I had created a user account on the forum just to post the solution to a similar issue I had on another server.

Boss: "Here's our new intern! He's a bloody genius doing apps! Perfect for that important project that shouldn't be trusted to an intern!!"

*takes intern 9 weeks to do a login view without any real backend*

Turns out the guy couldn't do shit but steal others code and change background color.

Boss: "He wasn't very good..."
Me: "You interview him. How about you bring a developer to the interview next time..."
Boss: "Doesn't matter. The app needs to be done the day after tomorrow, good luck"
Me: "............"

*puts on coffee, cries, programs the app in miserable silence*

Not my picture.

My entire programming career.

"Do you use Windows, Mac, or Linux?"

Uhh... Yes.

Totally my step one in any plan!

Data Structures...

I bought a second hand laptop that doesn't power on, even with all of the hardware. But when I removed the case, the power button was disconnected.

Who would disconnect their power button, the one thing that pretty much controls everything?

Regular Expressions.

The art of combining brackets, slashes and dots until something happens.

I really feel sad for the person that is going to manage my code in future :(

Poor guy will have nightmare about this

- Be a Devrant lurker.
- Only created an account for upvoting.
- Desperately want that cool profile picture
- Need rant for points.

Why is my appreciation through upvotes not enough? -_-

devRant should make their own version of Tinder. All this lonely devs could really use a partner to cheer up their life 😄

When your client has BrowserStack 😫

There are two kinds of programmers:
Those who use version control,
and those who soon whish they've used version control.

I'll just leave this here

It's my birthday today, I was born a year after Linus set out to create Linux.
As a dev, I couldn't ask for a better day to celebrate. Thanks Linus!

Dev confession.
Everybody in my department thinks I am a genius programmer.
I am just a better googler who knows how to apply things.

This is why I need coffee in the morning

Every time...

There are 11 types of users

I haz degree

Only programmers can understand :) :)

Who hates when their parents think they're playing video games when in reality we're programming?

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance!

My java program just informed me that he's got a kid: Scala
That was faster than I imagined!

fuck Pokemon GO developers I wasted my entire day catching those fictional pricks rather than learning something new fml

80% of coding is just staring at the code thinking about how to implement a particular feature into the code...