Free vpns

My mentor from my very first dev job. He was also a junior dev as well and used to say crazy things in conversations ar our desks like ‘The pope is the devil’ and ‘We are all going to get mouth herpes’.

I called him “Rogue { lastName }” because he used to dev in production like an animal.

He taught me a lot about coding though.

Miss that guy

The real truth.

Here I present the debian cat

.NET Core
Because I use it, and it's awesome.

SignalR
Because it makes live websites easy as fuck

Visual Studio Code! It's Microsoft showing Atom that they can copy Sublime Text better ;)

Which duck should I buy

Wait... Why didn't anyone thought about that?

This is so mean

Me these days

But not like this😂😂😝

MS buys Github?

GitHub Starter
GitHub for Students
GitHub Home Basic
GitHub Home Premium
GitHub Professional
GitHub Enterprise
GitHub Business
GitHub Ultimate
GitHub 2018 R2
...

My boss came into my room today, sat down and said:

Take your family to the [BIG AMUSEMENT PARK], and please keep the reciepts and give them to me. Spend a couple of hundreds bucks and we will pay.
Thanks for being someone whom I can trust

That made me happy

Yeah 😄😄

WTF IS YOUR POINT????????

My dad is a developer... stop telling me things i already know...

GDPR done right. 😂😂

Take a shit on someone’s pizza and then closed the lid over and left it on their desk.

Push the node_modules folder to github so heroku won't need to run `npm install`.

Dude, I was thinking of dfox

Bit out of date but I love this JavaScript explanation!

Yes of course we can have a fourth meeting this week to discuss possible KPI’s for the project.

I have a suggestion though, since the first deliverable is 3 weeks away and it doesn’t work yet, maybe I could spend time ON the project ... so I can build something that could be a KPI ... and not piss off the other companies for delivering nothing.

Of course I’m not a manager, so what do I know, but this shit might be why people keep leaving the team. Perhaps devs don’t enjoy having no time on the project while simultaneously being yelled at for not getting it done.

I think this might be too much to handle for a js newbie 😉

I was joking with my colleague what is the best comment for this if hell.
And now my boss send me this 🤣🤣🤣

What's the downside of having a "high tech" classroom with Bose speakers and a mid tier PC you say?

Hackers

So back in highschool we used to have these fancy "corporate" classrooms with speakers, PC and projector setup (plus really comfy chairs). Classrooms were organized in triads next to each other so we usually knew when classes where taking place next to us.

One day I decided to fuck around with teachers, I waited until he/she started class and I remotely blasted music or porn sounds on the third empty classroom and waited until the angry teacher rushed to the classroom then...silence...nothing but an empty classroom.

One day one of the teachers was so pissed because I orchestrated a Vivaldi concert with the 3 classrooms he rushed into ours and took a friend of mine who he had a personal grudge against, I kinda felt bad but not so much after my mate told me that was genius and that we should do it again.

Ok WTF

How I feel as a developer...

please stop

Introduce source version control tools from the very beginning.

Thanks ssh!

Because of you I don't have to leave the bed to run commands on my Linux server(laptop) sitting on my desk.

Man. Fuck RegEx.