!rant

I am the happiest person today. Thanks @dfox. 😍

Hey PMs!

Fuck you!

Estimates are NOT... I repeat..they are NOT the FUCKING DEADLINES.

If you are asking for an estimate then remember, in your absolutely fucking small fucknugget brain, that it can FUCKING CHANGE!

The last thing you wanna do is grill the dev by asking them to explain in details why the change instead of trusting them. Specially when you don't understand a thing of the technology.

- Dev on whom you are shitting you asshole!

This is way too true!

.toblerone {
padding: 25%;
}

99% of the devs be like

catch(Exception e)
{
// Not a single fuck given
}

Me - 1+1 is 2
Client : Did you say 1+1 is 2
Because even i thought 1+1 is 2 and i think we should go ahead with 1+1 2 because that seems like a good thing to me.

***"1+1 is 2" can be replaced by some long tech discussion

#my brain hurts

to whomever it may concern...

if i wanted to do code review keeping in mind how asshole you have been and made it my personal vendetta, i would not review it at all.

i would let you and your shitty code rot in hell.

Keep your arrogance, your fucking stupid logic and religious belief about everthing you say is right aside.

when somebody says there is a better way to solve a problem.. you can do two things. you either listen to them, validate the idea and accept or reject based on discussion or you just be an arrogant fucking prick and stick to your fucking reasoning, about your "right" way.

Don't do the latter. Wont help you become better neither at work nor in life.

FUCK YOU.

- a teammate

For some, Jan 01 1970 was just the first day of a new year. For others, it marked the beginning of time.

It's 11, isn't that a bit early for a beer?

It's 11:30 somewhere..

css not working? !important to fix...

No jack

Question: What do you mean that you have a bachelor in computer science from college? What do you mean college?
Answer by me: Are you fucking stupid or something???? Give a fucking code test and I will saw you what college means... Little piece of shit!!!! And next time when you are searching for PHP developer do not ask for site development with WordPress experience you fucking noob!!!!

One thing I've learned ...

My first try at 3D printing. Currently selling it on Shapeways, good thing they were celebrating and didn't have to pay for transportation. What do you think of my joke? :D

No pressure.

Made me laugh a little :D

late night coders be like 😎

If you put a UNIX shell to your ear, you can hear the C.

Searching for a lib.
Find it on google code.
Moved to github.
No commit in 5 years.

True...

Just remembered joke:

"One man's crappy code is another man's full-time job"

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix.

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"A pointer"
"A pointer wh-"
"NULL REFERENCE EXCEPTION"

Too many people expect me to work for free lately...

CSS 101: How to check if elements are directly under each other

does anyone else have days where they just can't be bothered to make anything, and days where they get a massive amount done?

When you finally understand how a RxJava operator works in different multithreaded scenarios after hours of trial and error...

Epic 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

4 types of human awake on 3am. Couldn't agree more. What do you think!!