Have my first job interview today oh boy i have no idea what to expect

I'm getting a patent to my name. Yay!

I was bored in class.

Friend found this at uni (Dave being the best computing lecturer).

I recently met a young fella (14yo) playing League of Legends. He asked:
- What do you do for a living?
- I'm a programmer, do you know anything about programming?
- I don't, actually.

Apparently he was playing from a LAN Gaming center 'cause he didn't have a computer at home (his computer had broken and these Lan centers are pretty affordable).
I figured I could explain to him what was it and what super powers you could get from it. Turns out I recommended a JS course in codecademy and now he goes to the LAN center every day to study programming (he got really into it!).
Now he always pings me with questions about JS and apparently he's learning a ton! He had almost no English skills too (we're Brazilian), and because most of the material in the internet is in English he found himself some free English courses and he's now taking them!

Knowledge is free on the internet and I guess he's just realized that.

Not exactly a rant guys, just figured it was a nice story to tell :)
#TeachAKidHowToCode

Do nothing. Get paid.

Today I had a dream, in which I got 300++ on devRant, no joke 😐

Best dream in history of dreams.

When your client takes titles pretty seriously

Cousin: I recommend you this page! I just found it.

stackoverflow.com

Me:...

devRant has over 30k users within 1 year. Congratulations @dfox @trogus and awesome work. I would also like to thank my boss, project managers, colleagues and clients. They are the biggest contributors in devRant. lolz...

I think I'll never going to get a devRant stress ball, so i made this instead with my pretty low budget (0.5$).

All to often I have trouble falling asleep because I can't stop thinking about my code.

Is it a crime to have Visual Studio Code installed on a linux machine ?

Facebook videos will soon autoplay with sound.

It's like I didn't have enough reason to leave facebook already.

My setup is finally complete!! 😊😊

When you're preparing for a hard disk format:

How about stop reading devRant every 5 minutes?

Story of everyday when you are bored with your job and in life

What is a 'chrome'?

"Java is like javascript"

My new fitbit reminds me take 250 steps each hour. When I do stop and take a walk, I find it helps my productivity, and I feel better. However, I'm not good at keeping to it.

It's always the same story.

"Quiet you, I'll get up and walk once I finish this one thing".

...

Another hour goes by.

If only I could keep to my own convictions.

- Everything works 10 minutes before presentation
- Nothing works on presentation
- Cry myself in toilet after presentation

Trying to compress 1Tb of data,
Will take 40 hours... I expected worse. Good boy Winrar, I will buy you this year promise..

Windows user will understand!

My sex life:

<script>

$(document).ready(function(){
})

</script>

Today I say goodbye to Ubuntu and hello to Arch Linux... I hope it all goes well.

Every single day.

*finally upgrades my personal website from a plain html link collection*
*sends it to dev friends' telegram group*
*receives negative reviews for the color palette*

I... I tend to forget that im colorblind

You know you're not going to have fun when you get assigned to a project which required to install this software...

My programming teacher at university is programming like this. I'd better not learn anything from him