Ain’t no way doing cocaine feels better than cumming.

Pilots and doctors are always so clean and positive.

Do you use windows, Linux, or macOS?

What’s the scientific reason behind wanting to sleep?

As long as I stay hydrated and eating to get enough energy I don’t see why I shouldn’t be able to go on forever or for a very long time (like a phone a charging while being used)

1999 New Year’s Eve must’ve been awesome

I think I’m slightly gay

Do you recommend getting a pet scorpion?

When negotiating salary do you ask for the max in the range they provide? If not what’s the best strategy

When handing in ur 2 weeks notice, do u let them know what company you’ll be moving to?

Create a service so reliable that when shit hits the fan users think it’s their fault.

That edge case you think a user won’t stumble, they will

I hate when people start to love the place I like to eat, please this is for me alone

The biggest issue with Orms is that they lie

Have you ever started a new job and they have a bunch of legacy and technical debt so much that it doesn’t even makes sense trying to fix anything

For any network security gurus, quick question

Does disabling NSAllowsArbitraryLoads on iOS add latency to network requests over http? if yes why?

Which car is smart like a Tesla but uses gas?

There was an app called QuizUp that was discontinued a couple years ago. Haven’t seen a trivia app come close since then.

That app will always be in my heart.

I ordered a drone, fuck yeah

For the past 3 months I’ve been working on the frontend until recently the project was completed. Now I’m doing some backend stuff in dotnet, everytime I come back to dotnet I start to hate JavaScript

Not remembering something isn’t an indicator that you are busy, it just proves u have bad memory and poor management skills.

There’s a guy at work I hate so much. He doesn’t know when a problem shouldn’t exist, he never checks to see if there is a better more maintainable and efficient way to solve a problem, lacks attention to detail, has the attention span of a goldfish, writes shitty overly complicated code, fuuuck

If you talked to this guy in person, you’d think he’s a genius who has it all figured out, but he’s just a professional bullshitter

Go home and code or have sex with the girl after work and sleep over?

As an engineering who have mostly been on the UI side for most of my career, whenever i build and API, its the best api I’ve ever seen. I’m talking everything documented down to the T

Do you like social media?

How do I get devrant mobile on IOS?

I wana be extremely rich.

So it has happened. Me and my coworker are now having sexual conversations.

I couldn’t help it man she’s literally right in front of me everyday. Let’s see if she’ll make me hit

Writing maintainable code requires a lot of discipline, it’s so easy to get carried away and write spaghetti

What do you think is a better side hustle, software services business or building a product and selling.

Instead of arguing about whether the table should be called Users or User, just call it UserTable. Problem solved