A toast showing "User login successful!" (+_+)

lol.

My college internet sucks!

It was totally fine upto when they blocked facebook and other social networking sites. 😕

Then they blocked youtube! 🤧 Ok, that was fine too!

But now they've blocked Stack Overflow! WTF!! 😭😭

This is the biggest punishment for any computer engineering student.

And there's no one to complain about it!😡😡 They've also blocked Ubuntu forums and several other helping sites! And they expect us to code without using these helpers. FML

Perfect meme

Oh poor Libre😂

Hello, elementary OS!

Halloween is right around the corner and I'm getting ready for the trick or treating kids 😂

When you finally catch the person that's been writing bad code all the time

🤷🏻‍♂️

Github: Today we're excited to officially join the Microsoft family.

Me:

"Close all the browser tabs" is the new "reboot the machine".

LAMP Moth 😂🤘

Literally how one of our developers documented functionality for our program in OneNote

Got rebuked by the Java teacher today at the University for using proper long names for variables in the code. She though I was just wasting time being lazy in the lab. "If something can be achieved by a single character, why type that long variable again and again?". *Everyone in class laughs*

Then, there was an error in my code [turned out to be long long int in Java is weird], and I had no clue what was going wrong [I'm a week old in Java]. So, I had initially called her to help. She made me change all private methods and attributes to public. When asked "why?", got trolled again.

Now, I know it's okay, and not that I really care about what my classmates think of me, but getting this kind of treatment really sucks. And if this is how future software developers are crafted today, maintainability is surely going to be an issue tomorrow.

Maybe staying in this stupid country was my worst career choice. I should have tried harder and gone abroad.

Credit to /r/ProgrammerHumor

Your code is like someone tried to quit vim

Your mom is popped more often than my stack

I will literally DROP TABLES; on YOU!

Your code's readability is O(FUCK)

That php joke again....

How to calculate walking distance

Km/m/inch ❌
3 songs ✔️

Oh my god, PHP is so dead.. Node.js is totally kicking ass by powering 0.6% of the internet!

Tonight is the strangest night ever. I was coding for 2hours straight then I ran the code later and it worked fine.😰

"Write drunk; edit sober." - Ernest Hemingway

my laptop was outside in my back yard during the whole night

damn its cold

no problem ill just fucking open 30 chrome tabs and android studio, like always thats enough for overheat

Windows: everything is proprietary and inconsistent

Mac: everything is expensive

Linux: everything is a text file

Perpetual argument among frontenders...

Just got my masters degree in AI
Now it's time to relax and work on my old old projects that i left 😊

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

Warnings are red
My screen is blue
I think I just deleted
System32