Scrum. And agile. And people over-communicating. And estimating work complexity on a prototype. And people in general. I like nights, when all annoying people just shut the fuck up and sleep.

Why the FUCK does this bloated Ubuntu rotten swamp corps of a former beautiful Debian always, really ALWAYS, FUCK UP distro upgrades!! Which retarded spoon shagger at Canonical came to the conclusion it were a good idea to release every 6 month, regardless of the inability to actually update this crap?!? My other systems run Arch since their first install back in 2009, still clean and up-to-date systems!!!!

!rant

Error codes are better than exceptions, because they are faster and easier to get right.

O'Rlly? Did you measure that? How does the disassembly look like? Well ... go and fucking measure it!

High performance Java.

This moment you realise your GUI fake just went to a paying customer. Boss decided it looked like it is working and ordered release without asking ...

The day your boss tells you tests are some kind of self-satisfaction for developers and asks you to focus, to not introduce bugs.