This is how autoimmune diseases work

* Hit send on email *
* Realize you wrote Retards instead of Regards *
* Shutdown the laptop *
* Book a ticket *
* Move to another country *
* Start a new life *

Just stir the pile...

Modern tech in a nutshell

therapist: normalized crow isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
normalized crow:

Or writing documentations...

*Laughs in Backend*

I am extremely confused but this is actually how I wait for PRs

<noscript>
<script>
alert('buenos dias fuckboy')
</script>
</noscript>

I like documentations like this xD
It goes with the library name “psyco”pg2.

Client: There’s a bug in the app

Developer: How do I reproduce it?

Client: I don’t want it reproduced, I want it fixed!

Developer:🤐🤐🤐

I'm starting to rethink the 'Software Developer' title as 'Sanity Maintainer'...

Software Development is just convoluted.. and it often comes with stress; I hate stress.

Literally had to quit the app to get rid of the pop up. My first rant is about this app…

The next person that says “top priority” gets their fucking tongue cut out

Ahahaha.

I'm creating a "bring with you" Linux install. So I got a 512 GB USB key. (You know, to even have some persistance).

Linux flashing tool : are you sure ?

Fun :)

Hello everyone,
I am a software engineer by profession and working at a local company here.
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Will having false political charges against me be problematic during remote jobs?
.
Thanks in advance.

DNS is everywhere.

I hate DNS.

I hate DNS migrations.

I hate having a hundred plus DNS names inside my brain.

I hate resolving issues.

I hate DNSSEC.

I hate CNAMES.

I hate services which cannot be persuaded to stop trying AAAA resolves first.

I hate the fucking stupid braindead idea to use TXT as a configuration store inside DNS... And thus the necessity to blow up DNS query size aka EDNS.

I really really really really really want to burn this whole mfucking shit down...

Difference between machine learning and AI:

If it is written in Python, it's probably machine learning

If it is written in PowerPoint, it's probably AI

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Why did you bring Wagyu beef to the meeting?"

"Because the calendar description said: Engineers should proactively add value for our steak holders"

(True story -- They told me to do what management instructs, without correcting anyone and without asking questions. And I love playing that game!)

I smell McDonald's cheeseburgers.

Not just any cheeseburgers.... The same smell from the 1980s.

Does this happen to anyone else?

Fuck you, I Quit

On Monday? Basically nothing.

Dev: So how do you want this feature fixed?

Manager: It should work how it worked before.

Dev: I'm new to this feature, I don't know how it worked before or what is broken about it.

Manager: Well just make it work like it worked before.

Dev: I DONT KNOW HOW IT WORKED BEFORE THAT IS WHY I AM ASKING YOU. PLEASE TELL ME SO I CAN DO MY JOB.

Manager: Just how it worked before!

Dev: ...

Manager: ...

Dev: fuck you

Ah yes. Fuck you

Lol!! What was it... 🤔🧐

Work life balance. Ever heard of it?

I don’t know what’s the point of returning the office is we just all sit in the same room on Zoom

Messaging me at 4:30pm on a Friday about a high priority issue currently in production.

My reply: a link to the code review from 2 months ago that literally explained the problem and what to do to fix it. That got implemented. Then removed. For some reason...

Feels good.

I FUCKING HATE VISUAL STUDIO BECAUSE IT LITERALLY THINKS I WANT TO UNDO SINCE I PRESSED THE MOTHER FUCKING BACKSPACE KEY
ITS NOT MY KEYBOARDS FAULT ITS LITERAALLY THEIR DUMBASSES NOT KNOWING HOW TO MAKE AN IDE ATA ALL
HOLY SHIT MICROSOFT LEARN HOW TO MAKE BETTER IDES OTHER THAN YOUR SHITTY IDE