devRant UWP client

3 years, 65 updates, 1.507 commits.
3 users donated a total of €16.97 (~€10.91 after Microsoft's fee), not enough for a payout, so I would say €0.

But it was still worth it, awesome community.

Just a regular software engineer...

My employer tried to install my app in his IPhone X and he scold me why the apk not supported. I explain to him that apk is for Android. He yelled :” don’t give me shit , you don’t have a degree on this so shut up, I do have, apk are universal because it is coded in Java

This is the most Canadian tweet I've ever seen 😂

I saw a guy building a website today.
No React.
No Vue.
No Ember.
He just sat there.
Writing HTML.
Like a Psychopath.

After being hired as a PHP programmer, I have been assigned my first Java project

courageous

They can just buy a different name right ?

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

Haha , this is so me

Every now and then... try this.

Thank you makers

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

Client: This works correctly, but I don’t like the code.

Me: What exactly do you not like?

Client: There are barely any lines of code. You need to add more to make it better.

I...I don’t know what to say.

Does anybody know of other contests like google code-in, summer of code and hacktoberfest? Not things like codewars. Any type pf contests with large tasks that are challenging. Thanks!

I hate when people call any sort of program that does anything even remotely intelligent looking “AI.” No, there is a very specific distinction between actual artificial intelligence, and a bunch of if-statements.

Best: Defeating a seasoned IT professional who was unable to troubleshoot a problem for a week and me doing it in 25 minutes.

Worst: Dealing with anxiety and programmer's block.

Dear web developers, whenever there is more than ONE LINE OF TEXT make sure the line-height is 1.4em.

How the fuck is possible that my phone counts 1.9 gb used of mobile data and my mobile carrier counts 1.8 gb?!
FUCK YOU TIM AND YOUR FUCKING 28 DAYS

Best: first internship during the summer

Worst: going back to uni afterwards

It is boring now :(

Found this....

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

I finally bought myself a Sublime Text 3 license for Christmas.

If Katie calls one more time, I'll hunt her down.

I said I don't want to be on your stupid caller's list. She said okay, then proceeds to call me 50 more times today.

I didn't see anybody posting it yet, but the vsCode options icon has a christmas hat!

I wonder how did this travesty make its way to production.

Found something true as 1 == 1

it is fun when ppl younger more than 10 years just entered into coding and tech scene offers solutions to solve my problems

which is nothing wrong and i encourage that

but then they miss core concept of how stuff should work and are not able to see real fundamentally broken problems

and then assumes im stupid
and then i want to burn them to ashes

My biggest dev sin is not writing any unit tests for devRant :/

This is a place in switzerland... i felt the power...