yeah binary tree ;)

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Recipe for reverse engineering data structures / binary formats:

1℅ understanding the theory.
1℅ expections about what you will find.
3% luck.
45% trial and error.
50℅ persistence.

My girlfriend got bitten by a mosquito and kept scratching it.
After I complained about the size of the bite, she said "c'mon it's just a bit, not big enough to be a byte".
When I finished facepalming (it took a while), I realized how proud I am of her.

When I am trying to figure out what's going on in the code

Sometimes I wish I can control life like CSS.

Example: traffic{ float: left}

//SysAdmin

using my local provider

Maybe I need this keyboard

Who wants these?

Today I turn 25!

All I want for my birthday is a stressball.

If the guy who just turned 30 can get one :) ...

~ shameless request ~

Just one bit off.

That moment when you make heads turn, coz you are using laptop with loads of devRant sticker on it in metro.....
Feeling l33t.....

When you died but forgot the documentation

LOL..Shit!

It might work

my colleague wants to build a wall.

This tiny debugging army
🙂
I haven't had the need yet, but their glare seems to be enough for now
😝

dating is like positioning in css, you'll never get it

e = (mc)²

errors = (more code)²

I used to read the news first thing in the morning, and then I found DevRant... so much for the news, and for productivity ...

what people think when I say I program in COBOL..

How do you know if someone's an ArchLinux user?

Don't worry they'll fucking tell you.

I am more thankful to StackOverFlow and Google than I am to my university.

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

Every damn time.

This is documentation at a noob-program level. We had this one teacher, who shall remain unnamed, who used single letter variable names everywhere, who couldn't understand his own programs when they were shown to him.
PS - The picture attached is supposed to be an implementation of Kruskal's algorithm. Don't ask me what the variables mean.

girl friend: What kind of stripper would you want for a Bachelorette party?!?

me: no stripper...

girl friend: like a coding stripper?

me: what?

girl friend: he'd come out and be like, one zero one one zero one...

me: I love that you think I code in binary hahaha

girl friend: like the matrix!

me:
*pauses*
*contemplates explaining what binary is*
yes, like the matrix

:D

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