I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

Who would win?

Just saw this in the console today while browsing facebook

DevRant is the new fb/twitter for me 😁

I was in school and I got bored. I opened two command prompts and did what any scammer would do.

I went to the root of the drive and did a tree. The other window is pinging google infinitely.

After a few seconds, I hear a kid say "Are you hacking the pentagon?". That guy also asked me to hack the Google Play Store. He shall forever think I'm a hacker.

My tattoo

My first poem for programmer girl 😘😘😘

My life is incomplete without you,
You are semicolon of my life

You are my increment operator,
you make my value increases

I am username and you are my password,
without you No one can access me

You are my initializer,
without you my life would point to nothing (NULL or “0”)

If I were a function you must be my parameter,
Because I will always need you

Can you be my private variable?
I want to be only one who can access you

You are my compiler,
My life wouldn’t start without you

You are my loop condition ,
I keep coming back to you

My love to you is like recursive function,
It will never ends & Will never enter into infinite loop

Forever and Ever

Now we can say that " Hey Siri, open Google Assistant "

!rant
console.info("devRant Stickers & stressballs order delivered successfully!");
alert("Thank you David & Tim for your fast delivery! The quality is great! :D");

Hello world

#wannaCry :
*US engineers trying to find antivirus.
*Europe engineers finding preventing tools
*Meanwhile Indian engineers already updated their resume with " Worked/Implemented anitvirus for wannyCry"

Meanwhile. .
Indian HR consultants asking for minimum 5 years experience in handling "wannacry"

How to remove WannaCry: Russian edition

I just submitted my first pull request though it was a minor addition in readme. So happy 😊

Omg omg omg :D
Thanks @dfox @all, love u

I prefer coding after my friends, family, colleagues, and flirts have all gone to sleep.

So, Viber says my friend was last online before she was born.

When a friend asks you to look at his site as a favour. Then you find out it's Magento

Me ( a python dev) pointing to a good java joke in dev rant to my brother who happens to be working at TCS for the past 5 years as a Java Developer...

Me: Java is shit...
He: huh java is the best! every language in the world is written over java. My manager said this.
Me: I think I will kill him today in his sleep.

First job as a dev, after years of tutorials and side projects

Its a joke
please don't kill me :(

We all have that one friend...

My boss to me: Holy shit dude I think you have very serious case of OCD.

Me: :/

Every user of any app: "damn these annoying ads. I hate ads!"
Average devRant user: "Dfox, add ads please so we can support you more."

What a wonderful community (except those who repost memes). ❤️

When I try a new distro:

Make a short movie/documentary on how dangerous AI's to human society are.

Well i already did it. 😬

That's savage..😂😂😂