Guys, quick question!
Why do people argue wether it’s „gif“ or „jif“ and no one ever thought of calling git „jit“?

We have huuuge fuckups today with our Frontend regarding deprecated npm modules.
All of my Frontend colleagues are whining because the Jenkins build is failing.
I looked into it, there were missing dependencys that could not be found anymore.
Frontendcolleagues don’t want to do anything because it’s a „Devop problem“.
Fuck my fucking life.

How does your shell look? Are you a shell user?

Backend development!

I love my little services like a cobweb with solid bases of communication, security, logging and measuring. It can't get more fulfilling to build a service that is used by just more than one frontend.

I started using Go for private projects a few weeks ago.. now when I'm at work having to deal with a java monolith. 😩

Those neverending sprintplannings...

Things invented by the devil himself:
- charsets
- timezones

I worked as an backend dev the last 2 years and was maintaining and connecting external APIs to our system. If one of these did not work properly or their test system went down I needed half a fucking day closing all JIRA issues named "EXTERNAL system not reachable" . Who needs speaking error messages anyways...

Because it seems like everyone has this kind of stuff in their office I made one too:

When Friday evening the test environment just stops working and throwing 500's errors all time.