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About

A programmer by heart. Accidently becomes a CEO of a (small) startup. Now creating a game about startup life (Startuppanic)
Skills

C#, PHP, HTML, CSS, Delphi.
Location

Indonesia
Website

https://algo.rocks

Joined devRant on 12/29/2018

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Stackoverflow.

joke/meme bugs coding stackoverflow errors programmer interview programming

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Dear gradle, no offense but I believe Rome took less time to build!

rant android studio build gradle

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How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

joke/meme bad-joke sorry front-end jquery

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-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

rant fuck karma gitlab

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Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

joke/meme feedback please

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My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

rant blessed

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As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

rant nodocs docwriting documentation

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Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

Boss: “Great, thank you.”

Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”

Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”

Me: “Monday”.

joke/meme not until you pay me overtime

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Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

rant

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"my app is so awesome you don't even have to close it, it crashes itself automatically. "

joke/meme crash

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"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

rant wk48 google drive no git

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- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

rant surface book

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USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

joke/meme usb

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"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

rant forbes businessinsider

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"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

joke/meme

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My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

joke/meme joke

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More room now :))

rant new desk

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"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

rant

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