How do you even come up with shit like this?

Boss throwing up a huge source code that I didn't see before.

Boss: Hey, this is an app from a contractor to do XYZ.

Me: Oh, okay.. so?

Boss: You will continue the code and the maintenance now. How much time do you need to implement X feature?

Me: I need to see the code first, can't say nothing now.

Boss: ok I need estimation now.

Me: *getting nervous* I need to see the fuckening code first. if you want estimation now I would say one year..

Boss: what?

Me: what?

Why😂😂😂😂

Nice workaround xD

I love matplotlib.pyplot - https://matplotlib.org/api/_as_gen/...

I’m so sorry! No, I do NOT have 9 years experience using this framework that has only been out for 5 years 🙃

Send me the link!

Me coding last night 😅🍍

MySQL Found on Jupiter by NASA :D

The difference between coding academic Java and enterprise Java .... :)

"We need the application working in Internet Explorer, fully responsive :)"

A Life Fact!

Now that's me....

Developing 🤣

Thanks VSCode for being my new browser

I hate such glitches in adblockers these days

Simple flowchart XD

I'd do this soon to piss the professor off

"Let's leave it as is but let's change it"
- My boss, Dec 2018

TOP 10 PROGRAMMING BEST PRACTICES

#1 Start numbering from 0.
#10 Sort elements in lexicographic order for readability.
    #2 Use consistent indentation.
#3 use Consistent Casing.
#4.000000000000001 Use floating-point arithmetic only where necessary.
#5 Not avoiding double negations is not smart.
#6 Not recommended is Yoda style.
#7 See rule #7.
#8 Avoid deadlocks.
#9 ISO-8859 is passé - Use UTF-8 if you ▯ Unicode.
#A Prefer base 10 for human-readable messages.
#10 See rule #7.
#10 Don't repeat yourself.

Lol, Microsoft finally gave up on Edge, and will go with a spin based on Chromium.

https://m.windowscentral.com/micros...

🤣 I was right when I said that Chrome is going to be the next internet explorer

Happy first advent! 😁

I am in 3rd year of my university pursuing B. Tech and what we are learning is creating HTML code for a registration page

Two unit test suites. No integration testing.

In honor of all my programmer buddies out there ...

At the end it's all about being good at excel

Hello from Mauritius!

From the Gods of The Stack Overflow for the pesants of the community:

https://goalkicker.com

Just go there. This is everything you have to know, ever.

Goooood morning every body

I feel you, I am also unable to database sometimes.