Cringing when movies get programming things wrong 😷

Me : I'm a software developer.
Neighbor : Hey could you fix my PC it's not starting.
Me : *goes*
*Finds monitor cable disconnected*

*Facepalm level==69*

That AMAZING feeling when you make your program work as it is supposed to do

So you're telling me, that "margin-bottom: 10%" was more unreasonable than this?

I swear to God maintaining code is just absurd...

when you fix one bug and it causes several other :D :D

2 Days.
Thousands of lines of code analyzed.
Dozens of log files across 6 servers.
Countless pots of coffee.
Much power metal.
...
One line of code.

Bug fixed.

This is what success looks like. Worth my whole night behind this :)

overused but accurate

I don't know son..😐😐

You know, I kinda wished that my school had really old and crappy PCs with a few KBs of ram... that way people would learn not to use an integer for the age

Accepted

That awkward moment when your CEO asks for Pokémon go apk 😜

I swear... The world don't give us enough credit for what we do.

#BeBetterEveryday

for them Linux developers :)

I actually took the time to explain to a recruiter that java != JavaScript... He told me they were similar enough... I put it in terms he'd understand: "If you want to make money, you need to understand that they are not similar. If you keep saying they are and send your clients a dev with no java experience, you'll lose clients. if you send devs to a place that's looking for something they don't know, you'll lose devs. Your pitch reeks of desperation and you'll be out of the business within a year unless you actually start listening to the people who know the tech."

I almost felt bad, but... He kept pushing when I said no, haha.

How to pass tests, sooner or later
(free code camp)

Yes it is a wireless mouse! lol.

should work

Coding with out coffee is like booting up in Windows - don't.

DevRant has more reviews on Android compared to iOS.

Well, yeah... Java devs are always bitching about something 😉

Boss: "What have you told the client yesterday?"

Me: "Project progression and..... money?"

Boss: "Don't do that again. We will deal with them about that later, just tell them something technical that they will not understand."

Me: "??W????T?????F???"

my supervisor creates a WhatsApp group for 20 odd members. I exit. get a call asking why. told him work and personal life should be separate. Am I wrong???

"cannot null. please try null again" Well, ok...

System engineer to Director: We can clone the machines for extra capacity.
Director in meeting later that day: It's ok, they can make clowns of the machines.

What do you think ?

When someone touches my screen

Added a mysql-dump file by misstake in a git commit ....

250MB explains why it took so long to push it to the gitlab server ...

that feeling when you code from 11 pm to 2 am to solve a problem and then decide to google it and see that you could solve it in 2 min or less

So I finally got around to rewriting the Java course that my school has. It took me 6 lessons to get "Hello, World!" into the course. Well it looks like its going to be a long course.