Devrant makes more sense than Facebook on a Sunday morning.

Happy Friday! Another gem from my favorite Senior Developer co-worker...

#demtooltips

When throwing more hardware at a problem is always the chosen answer rather than fixing the performance issues...

when you're about to leave and boss starts chatting to keep you here

"Who is JSON, and why is he on my website"

Clients. 😂😂

array(1, 2) or [1, 2]?

When you want to tell your co workers and your boss about devRant, but don't want them to know you're ranting about them. 😕

When you spend the first 30 minutes at work trying to get your keyboard to connect to your Mac. #nothingidratherdo #justwannacode

Every University should make it a requirement that CS and Info technology juniors and seniors spend time on devRant. It is an education in real world coding and business challenges. No surprises. Easier transition to being a pro.

Wish it were available when I was starting.

Architects at the company I'm at rant about, "We don't believe in commenting our code. Good code is self documenting". Nothing about our codebase is "self documenting" FML

Programmer!!

Started work at 05:00 to catch a flight, just finished work now (20:00)

Tomorrow morning i have to be up at 03:30 to catch a flight back, my boss has also booked me in with a all day meeting with our largest client tomorrow so won't be leaving the office until 18:00.

Atleast im going to the midnight viewing of Capt. America tomorrow (if I'm awake)

When you get blinded by a white browser page after staring only at your dark themed IDE and black command line for the past 4 hours

Quitting facebook 'n twitter since devRant is all u need 😜

Serious question. Who out there does NOT have imposter syndrome? How do I get to that place?

Am I really a Software Developer or am I just really good looking up stuff on Google?

Trump.css lol

Yes please!

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}

🤔 accurate?

when i merge two files manually

You know you're being unproductive when your screen goes into standby mode.

Team Stark FTW

Kids these days will never know the struggle!

Me: man, who the f*** wrote this?

Dude: No idea.

*Git blame*
(Dude 2016-04-14 12:00:00)

:/

Just got my stickers! Thanks devRant!!!

How I do code reviews

STICKERS!
Do you think I'd get in trouble if I stuck these on things in work? 😂

Thanks DevRant ❤️

Nothing like finding camelCase, php_case and DotNetCase variables all in the same file...

When you are trying to cut back on coffee but realize you picked the wrong career for that