Clients be like...

I'm going to add "keeping up with email" to my resume.

Just remembered the time I was scheduled for a job interview after my 9 hour work day. They surprised me with a 45 minute MySQL exam. Nothing in the exam was relevant to the job requirements but even if it would have been, my brain was already fried for the day.

I'm in my grandmas phone under 'IT Support' 😞😞

Float: left, margin-left: 500px.........
FMDL

ba-dum-ch

When you see some code you wrote a few years ago:

When the previous frontend developer has been using float: left; on every single element of the page.

Programming is about thinking...

When the previous dev has written all datetime query lookups by date only, resulting in any values for the ladt day of the month to not be included.

THANK YOU.

Same wanker has copied and pasted same 100 lines of code over and over and literally changed one value in between. Obviously never heard of a function.

Anyone else flip off their computer at least twice a day when debugging? 👱🏼🖕🏻🖥

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