In case of fire,
* Run away and stay out
* Use the fire extinguisher
* Build your project in Xcode

:))

Microsoft is doing really great

Source: http://is.gd/aRtVvC

Dealing with Xcode.

Play Minecraft.

When you are installing a macOS update on a 2016 Macbook Pro and it is stuck on “About 0 seconds remaining” for 3 hours...

A day using “0auth”, another day using “OAuth”...

I really need to “import sleep from time”...

It seems the Algo strikes again... Linus 😂

Please update your Android Studio or your computer to the newer versions and stop ranting about Gradle build time.
Please!!!

Writing ! instead of ~ to make a true logic statement negative in Math exam.

Like: ~p=>q —–> !p=>q

When a non-tech friend who does not know many English words and slangs wants to talk about Google Assistant and abbreviates it to GooAss.

Having to use Xcode 4 alongside the new 8 to support old iOS versions. I almost wrote the code twice, once in Swift and once in Obj-C.

That’s true...

From http://theoatmeal.com/comics/...

I am not sure which is my favorite, but I am pretty sure it is not Xcode ;)

The time when you code,
Or you build a road,
Waiting for file to download...

Debugging like a horse,
Watching every course,

And suddenly the alarm rings,
And your mind dings,

You have to study now.

A complete alternative to Xcode without any bugs that will never crash 😂

I was subscribed to a computer book and magazine publisher in my country and I learned many things such as Word, PowerPoint, etc from its books. One day they sent me a book about Visual Basic 6. I didn't have any idea about it but I started it and at the end I was able to make an app to calculate my exam scores in a graphical interface. Since then I was addicted to coding. Language after language...

Even Apple believes that Xcode suggestions are not reliable... 😂😂😂

(From App Development with Swift book in iBooks Store from Apple)

Confused as hell: Android TextView is equivalent to iOS UILabel, and iOS UITextView is somehow equivalent to Android EditText! 😡😡😡

Learning Android should be hard for an iOS Dev!

Today I was searching Android docs and found something interesting:

To write Android log statements, you use the android.util.Log class with the following methods:

Log.v()

Log.d()

...

Log.wtf() 😮😮😮

According to Google it seems to mean "What a Terrible Failure".

WTF?!?!?!

My life ends in a simple sentence:

"Unexpectedly found nil while unwrapping an optional value"

Only Swift developers will understand.

How different people see number eight (8) from different perspectives

School Exams.

Swift 😐